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    Default "But did the queen like it?"

    I lawled.

    Buckingham Palace has issued a response to the controversy, denying that there are rules about touching the Queen. From the Associated Press:

    A Buckingham Palace spokesman who asked not to be identified because of palace policy said he could not remember the last time the queen had displayed such public affection with a first lady or dignitary.


    "It was a mutual and spontaneous display of affection," he said. "We don't issue instructions on not touching the queen."

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    Much is being made of Michelle Obama and Queen Elizabeth's embrace. As the First Lady and Queen chatted at the G-20 reception on Wednesday night, the Queen touched her hand to Michelle Obama's back, and the gesture was then returned. Royal etiquette dictates that the Queen not be touched unless she reaches out first. Patting the Queen's back, however, is almost unprecedented behavior in Buckingham Palace.

    But did the Queen like it?

    Maybe. The Daily Mail offers this eyewitness account:

    No-one - including the ladies-in-waiting standing nearby - could believe their eyes. In 57 years, the Queen has never been seen to make that kind of gesture and it is certainly against all protocol to touch her.


    'But she didn't seem to mind a bit and was smiling and joking throughout,' the eyewitness said.

    Another defense for Michelle Obama, of course, is that she is not a subject of the Queen. (Australians, despite referendums attempting to turn themselves into a republic, still recognize the Queen as their head of state.) The First Lady of the United States is not required to curtsey before her or any other crowned head. In any case, the touch lasted just a second or two, and the Queen did not seem particularly perturbed -- though she appeared slightly surprised as she drew away.
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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    Wow. This is news how?

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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    Who the hell cares.

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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    Somebody touched the Queen?! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN.

    But seriously, this is news?

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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    It's funny and political. It's news.
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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    The Queen of Great Britain & NI may have liked being 'touched' by Michelle Obama, you say?




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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    Quote Originally Posted by The Man View Post
    The Queen of Great Britain & NI may have liked being 'touched' by Michelle Obama, you say?
    That would have to be one of the most horrific examples of Rule 34 ever conceived.
    And according to Rule 35, it's probably being made right now.

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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Da Skinna View Post
    It's funny and political. It's news.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Skinna View Post
    It's funny and political. It's news.
    HAHAhaha I somehow missed this one.

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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    Another defense for Michelle Obama, of course, is that she is not a subject of the Queen
    that doesnt defend her in the slightest.

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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    There must be war, the Royal Family wills it!


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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    Quote Originally Posted by BoJaN View Post
    There must be war, the Royal Family wills it!

    What movie is that?

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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Roths View Post
    What movie is that?
    Kingdom of Heaven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoJaN View Post
    There must be war, the Royal Family wills it!



    Cue the Lesbian theme music too...
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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    The most surprising thing is... to this day, people DO pay attention to royalty protocols. AND make news about it.

    I'm trying to conceive the extent of this futility, but so far it has been a hard task...

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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    So what is the punishment for touching the Queen of England?

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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Grimstoned View Post
    So what is the punishment for touching the Queen of England?
    Public execution by torture then beheading.
    Blut und Boden

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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Aetius View Post
    Public execution by torture then beheading.
    Really? That may pose a problem. I hope they don't cancel The Ultimate Fighter UK vs. USA because of this.

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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Grimstoned View Post
    So what is the punishment for touching the Queen of England?
    Catapult..

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    Default Re: "But did the queen like it?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Grimstoned View Post
    So what is the punishment for touching the Queen of England?
    She should be hanged, drawn, and quartered and her head put on London Bridge for an example to anyone else who would dare touch the Queen!


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