Mutual science drive in the Balkans region
After long standing rivalry, often fueled by mutual hatred and desire for genocide, the history in the Balkans has taken a new turn over the last few months as Serbia and Bosnia are at each others trots yet again, but this time, they have the same goal, and do not wish each other harm.
The rampantly insane nationalists of both nations have now figured out that killing each other over land that plain out sucks has no real meaning what so ever, and now both countries are hoping to join the imperial era, if only a couple of hundred years to late.
Bosnian scientists, have over the last several months worked day in and day out to speed up the pace of the Bosnian nuclear weapons program, the meaning of this program is to threaten medium sized third world countries into handing over their recurses to Bosnia, and enslaving the local population. In todays age of global economic recession, threatening people to get stuff, might be the best option. Selma Hodzic, a senior scientists leading the program, says she looks forward to nuking some country far away, seen as nothing makes her more happy then human suffering..
Bosnia is only a second and a third world country.
When the Bosnian Nuclear weapons program is to be deployed is unknown, but our sources say that as soon as it is, Bosnia will attack Paraguay, an enslave the country, and take all of its resources, threatening to blow it up should it fail to do so. If Bosnia was to make such a move, this would likely upset its neighbor, Serbia, seen as Bosnia would become the leading Balkan state, and the only way around this would be for Serbia to get her own colony, experts are predicting that Serbia's response to such a Bosnian move would be an attack on Uzbekistan, using the latest in flying saucers technology. This in order to secure oil and gas supplies.
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