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    It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon.

    There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make Brass Monkeys.

    Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled.. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

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    good one
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    And...?
    Every time you :wub:, god kills another kitten.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selifator View Post
    And...?
    Its a common expression where I come from and has is roots in the above fact. Put that with the era of the game and I thought I would share that with you...

    Sorry it offended you

    'I always know when ive had enough to drink, but the realisation always comes 3 pints too late'

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    "Hitting the naille on the head"

    A nail (naille)(sp?) is the large wooden (later metal iron) post on to which ships moored at dockside - the tops of these were flat and used by traders and sailors as a handy position to make deal concerning cargo on the ship as they had a good flat surface on to which items could be laid out.

    When a deal was struck - the right money for the right amount of cargo, the person would slap down their palm on the surface to indicate the deal was done.

    Hence: hitting the nail on the head.

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    Default Re: cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

    Quote Originally Posted by Anbar View Post
    "Hitting the naille on the head"

    A nail (naille)(sp?) is the large wooden (later metal iron) post on to which ships moored at dockside - the tops of these were flat and used by traders and sailors as a handy position to make deal concerning cargo on the ship as they had a good flat surface on to which items could be laid out.

    When a deal was struck - the right money for the right amount of cargo, the person would slap down their palm on the surface to indicate the deal was done.

    Hence: hitting the nail on the head.
    Did you just make that up?

    I'm pretty sure the simplest explanation is that when you're building something, you use nails, and you hit them on the head with a hammer.
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    Excellent.

    Now provide the source.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Willowmound View Post
    Excellent.

    Now provide the source.
    http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/c...%20monkey.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by Willowmound View Post
    Excellent.

    Now provide the source.

    Seriously is it that hard in this day and age?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyKingforahorse View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by LtChambers View Post
    See folks, always check your sources!
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    mint thread, top one yorkie +rep. shame about that team you support though.

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    Blow smoke up your ass comes from the fact that the mayans routinely used tobacco in this manner. It caught on in Europe for a while and was considered quite medicinal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Furor_Mancunia View Post
    mint thread, top one yorkie +rep. shame about that team you support though.

    Dont drop em when they drop m8 ... A true supporter... not a armchar supporter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorkie View Post
    Dont drop em when they drop m8 ... A true supporter... not a armchar supporter
    true. went through the same ourselves.

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    Default Re: cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

    Pay no mind to those guys, I thought it was an interesting little tidbit and I thank you for sharing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by morrisonicus View Post
    Pay no mind to those guys, I thought it was an interesting little tidbit and I thank you for sharing.

    morrisonicus
    In true form to Stephen Colbert, the truthiness of the tidbit is undeniable!

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