Sephodwyrm: This is what Palestinians ought to do

[sephodwyrm]

Learn from the Jews.

Integrate into their host society / country (Israel or Jordan or Lebanon). Be productive and industrious. Sure, they destroyed your olive gardens. So? Move into other businesses. Try not to stay as an intellectual desert. Educate your kids and get them into notoriously famous colleges so that you'd get a strong alumni backing as well. Get some money. Pool them together and form some robust financial institution. And start buying land in Tibet. And then when you get genocided as a Final Solution in Israel, move into Tibet and displace the native Tibetans. And then you'd get to do the land grab and land stealing with the grace of China behind you. Become China's satellite state in keeping the locals down and China will provide you with billions of RMB worth of military aid.

Expected time:
At least 5 centuries



Alright, enough joke. Feel free to rep or flame me.

[jankren]

Its not that easy.

According to Ibn Khaldun, Jews are cunning and deceitful because it is due to natural selection after millenia of persecution. So even though there arent very many Jews left today but they are the 'fittest' Jews who have learned how to survive.

[motiv-8]

So did you make this thread to rep-farm, troll, or what? It's hard to tell.

[jankren]

I wish I could flood +rep him.

[Zephyrus]

Learn from the Jews.

Integrate into their host society / country (Israel or Jordan or Lebanon). Be productive and industrious. Sure, they destroyed your olive gardens. So? Move into other businesses. Try not to stay as an intellectual desert. Educate your kids and get them into notoriously famous colleges so that you'd get a strong alumni backing as well. Get some money. Pool them together and form some robust financial institution. And start buying land in Tibet. And then when you get genocided as a Final Solution in Israel, move into Tibet and displace the native Tibetans. And then you'd get to do the land grab and land stealing with the grace of China behind you. Become China's satellite state in keeping the locals down and China will provide you with billions of RMB worth of military aid.

Expected time:
At least 5 centuries



Alright, enough joke. Feel free to rep or flame me.

Talk about ironic!

[Sphere]

I know several industrious Palestinians; Academics, Engineers, computer scientists... funny thing is, they all left Palestine for some reason. People who have the skills to get a good job get the hell out. How long would you stay in Gaza if you knew there would be a constant embargo, frequent power/water cuts, random shelling, and a war in your streets every two years? How are you supposed to pull yourself up by your boot-straps when there is an embargo on boots?

[Xantrip]

And then when you get genocided as a Final Solution in Israel, move into Tibet and displace the native Tibetans. .

I'm sure the intellectual capital generated by the scientists of your new Palestine will be enough to build teleporters. Because if Israel starts a genocide, there's no way that they'll let the Palestinians escape through their land.

[sephodwyrm]

Because if Israel starts a genocide, there's no way that they'll let the Palestinians escape through their land.

Well, by the time Israel starts a genocide, the Palestinians should have scattered throughout the world and established themselves as butchers, bankers, bartenders, leather workers and sweat shop runners. The Palestinians, unable to secure all of their brethren from the genocide, would be able to use the collective guilt of the world's blind eye to conduct the Jerusalem Trials and establish their new homeland in New Mexico, Tibet, Amazon or perhaps even Siberia. Then they would deal with the locals.

How are you supposed to pull yourself up by your boot-straps when there is an embargo on boots?

Pretend to be Jew. Learn Hebrew. Integrate. Failing that, leave and establish themselves elsewhere. Difficult? Yeah. Maybe Arab states should start funding the Palestinian diaspora since Israel is basically teh DOMINATOR in the Levant. Most importantly, they should start a bank.

[Xantrip]

Well, by the time Israel starts a genocide, the Palestinians should have scattered throughout the world and established themselves as butchers, bankers, bartenders, leather workers and sweat shop runners. The Palestinians, unable to secure all of their brethren from the genocide, would be able to use the collective guilt of the world's blind eye to conduct the Jerusalem Trials and establish their new homeland in New Mexico, Tibet, Amazon or perhaps even Siberia. Then they would deal with the locals.

Wouldn't there need to be a war for the Jerusalem trials to occur, if we follow along with your analogy?

[Pious Agnost]

I'm no moderator, but this thread seems slightly pointless. Call me crazy

[Atterdag]

If you want to joke post in the TD thread.

Closed.