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    Default How to dismantle a n00b box

    Besides chariot spam the most annoying thing in RTW is a n00b box full of spartans! it is not hard to defeat but is really annoying. i wanna know what everyone's favorite tactic for destroying these are.

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    Default Re: How to dismantle a n00b box

    1.Choose armenia

    2.take 6 units of Cata archers and the same amount of Catas

    3.take 4 armoured gens

    4.put the cata archers on cant circle to kill the enemy archers, hen when they r killed target the rear of the hoplites

    5.when arrows r gone, switch to maces and charge i spartan unit(preferably the weakest)

    6.when they rout, do the same again.

    7.and again.

    8.and again.

    9.and again and again and again until u win!

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    i like that strategy
    Last edited by Seleucid king; February 26, 2009 at 04:39 PM.

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    Archers...hit flanks and rear. Focus most of your arrows on one flank and holes will open. He will cover them and in doing so ruin his box. Just exploit the holes then.

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    I dont know abotu u guys but i find it funny when they keep reforming, usually when they do it leaves an opne flank. Archers on the rear of the noob box. i like to take out the archers and cavalry first cause then the box is defenseless. when there are so few left i like to give my melle units some fun so i do a final banzai :p

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    Default Re: How to dismantle a n00b box

    Aye, archers are the way to go when fighting a n00b box. I'm not so sure about charging cavalry into the phalanx units, though, unless the target phalanx has been almost completely decimated by archers.



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    Take a full complement of archers/slingers permitted under the rules - spread them out in thin lines on loose formation and let them destroy the enemy archers inside the box who will be more vulnerable to you than you to him, because they will have to deploy either on close-formation or else on loose and overlapping each other, and furthermore every time one of YOUR arrows overshoots or undershoots it's still going to hit something, while his return fire won't. Once they've been neutralised, mass all your fire on the exposed rear of one enemy unit at the far side of the box until you've dropped them to half-strength, then repeat with a new one until you're all out of ammunition, perhaps using incendiary arrows for a while as well. Then position troops as you like around the box, use up any javelins/pila/heads you have, then attack hard with your heaviest units on a hinge where one of the weakened units is located, and gnaw until he turns to respond, then slip more units behind them and so systematically crush each one as he breaks the box up.

    If you're playing on "no rules", of course, just take some catapults.

    I once did a battle video talking about noob boxes used as an opening-strategy - if anyone wants to watch it and the High Quality doesn't seem to be working on the embed, and it's all blurry, you'll need to click on it to go to Youtube and select High Quality manually.

    Cluny the Scourge's online Rome: Total War voice-commentated battle videos can be found here: http://uk.youtube.com/profile?user=C...e1&view=videos - View on High Quality only.



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    Thanks 4 the video cluny! i just watched it and agree with u 100%

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    I do as well.

    But I wouldn't think that Carthage would be that popular as a noob-box faction because it doesn't have archers. If the guy takes slingers, they'll just shoot into the rear of his infantry because they have no trajectory.

    Macedon, on the other hand, is another popular candidate.

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    meh i just torture em with arrows before ordering my infantry and cavalry to wipe out their army. ive never seen one of them boxes do any gd...


    Ah just watched the movie. classic... if u go to my Xfire account you shal find a 5 part screen compilation of the last guy to use noob box with mace on my watch. should you still be interested in seeing how macedonia fares for this goal.
    http://www.xfire.com/screenshots/maxajax2/
    Last edited by |Sith| Max; February 26, 2009 at 11:55 PM.


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    That did look like torture.

    What's with Armenia? Was this an FFA or a 2v2?
    Last edited by Xantrip; February 27, 2009 at 12:36 AM.

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    2v2. CWB rules. 15 k. the ignorant little bastard let his ally die...

    btw, while you are there feel free to check the rest of my screenshots. especially the ones of BF2. the dead ppl where so desperate they tried to kill me with Medpacks
    Last edited by |Sith| Max; February 27, 2009 at 12:51 AM.


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    sadly i move all my RTW outcome screens to sith forum. u will probly never see any of them except when im building up a new batch.


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    Default Re: How to dismantle a n00b box

    Quote Originally Posted by Darth_Max View Post
    sadly i move all my RTW outcome screens to sith forum. u will probly never see any of them except when im building up a new batch.

    I still got acess to old Sith forum, you know that Max? I can very easily get the screenies, the old one anyhow, if I want .

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    ah good old days. lots of gg back when the game was challenging.
    and no you do not have the right to take stuff from our archives.


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    People do things without having the right to do so all the time. And what would you do against him, sue him in court?
    Every time you :wub:, god kills another kitten.
    If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't YOU!

    'I understand, and I take the light into my soul. I will become the spear of Khaine. Lightning flashes, blood falls, death pierces the darkness.' , Dhrykna.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selifator View Post
    People do things without having the right to do so all the time. And what would you do against him, sue him in court?
    Noez i r gon pwn rul breakurs! except yutseb. then i just terminate and flame at him in the lobby for being a no good army modder.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth_Max View Post
    Noez i r gon pwn rul breakurs! except yutseb. then i just terminate and flame at him in the lobby for being a no good army modder.
    I just termanate if they break eney rule.

    In one game a Heavensinbred member was rude beforehand I had alarm bells ringing.I said Gl hf he said gl hf ing n00b I said Excuse me?

    Game starts he has a sparty spam and 2 onagers I politely tell him I said no art he says "just play ing n00b" I just termanated.

    (Note I had never met the guy before)

    (Note 2 it seems the whole clan acts the same way)

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    Default Re: How to dismantle a n00b box

    Rome all the way
    Take plenty of archers and take out his first
    Put your archers on wide setting and massacre his all tightly packed together
    Surround him and fire arrows into the rear of his phallanx's
    When you are out of ammo march up your infrantry put them on auto fire and unload their pila
    By then he has very little left so surround and destroy

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    I'll post mine while we're at it.
    Scythia:
    6 Maidens, gold weapon upgrade.
    8 Archers, gold weapon upgrade.
    4 Horse archers.
    Kill all cavalry with horse archers and maidens. Kill all archers with horse archers and archers. Blow up the square. Kick ass and chew bubblegum.
    Every time you :wub:, god kills another kitten.
    If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't YOU!

    'I understand, and I take the light into my soul. I will become the spear of Khaine. Lightning flashes, blood falls, death pierces the darkness.' , Dhrykna.

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