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    Soldier crashes tanks on German joyride

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    A British soldier crashed not one but two 8-tonne reconnaissance tanks after breaking out of his camp in north Germany early on Friday on a drunken joyride. Skip related content
    The 18-year-old soldier drove the first Scimitar tank out of his camp near Hohne at about 4 a.m. but left the road after half a kilometre and the vehicle ground to a halt, police in the nearby town of Celle said.
    Undeterred, he walked back to base, fetched another light tank and sped off towards the town of Bergen, pursued by military police who had spotted him. When they tried to block his path he swerved and crashed into a beech tree.
    "He evidently tried to shake them off, then lost control of the vehicle," said a police spokesman. "I don't know if he was an experienced tank driver but I'm not sure you can be at 18."
    German police said his alcohol level was double the legal limit and opened a dangerous driving investigation.
    "Why and how he did it, we don't know yet," said an army spokesman, who added that the soldier was with a reconnaissance unit but gave no further details.
    (Reporting by Dave Graham, editing by Tim Pearce)
    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090220...n-1a5e080.html

    Who says the Russians have all the fun.



    Seriously though this a bit of an embarassment for the British Army. Norge will love this!!!

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    Ha, what a legend!

    If this was in a combat zone, I'd be outraged, but its too funny when its just on base in Europe...

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    Reminds me of the film Buffalo Soldier.

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    Pfft I hope this guy gets a harsh sentence as quickly as possible. What happened to discipline in the camp? That's basically wasted taxpayer money since even light tanks cost a hell of $$ just to maintain let alone to produce.
    "Romans not only easily conquered those who fought by cutting, but mocked them too. For the cut, even delivered with force, frequently does not kill, when the vital parts are protected by equipment and bone. On the contrary, a point brought to bear is fatal at two inches; for it is necessary that whatever vital parts it penetrates, it is immersed. Next, when a cut is delivered, the right arm and flank are exposed. However, the point is delivered with the cover of the body and wounds the enemy before he sees it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by the Black Prince View Post
    The world over the British Armed Forces are renowned as among, if not the best, trained military force in the world. Other forces may be larger and better equipped, but the quality of british forces is second to none.
    Sorry, just had to.

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    He better get the bill for them

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    College dropout jocks joining the military?

    Say it isnt so!

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    I enjoyed the report on the youtube clip. Often, when I'm in my tank on the way to maneuvers, I also like to stop for a snack. I like Doritos. Cheetos are also a good choice, though you wind up with cheese dust all over the controls.

    Snack Strong.

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    What a n00b.

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    Of course, it takes an American to really go on a tank rampage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hotspur View Post


    Of course, it takes an American to really go on a tank rampage.
    that guy is an hero




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    Quote Originally Posted by Hotspur View Post


    Of course, it takes an American to really go on a tank rampage.
    My, I haven't seen this video.

    Definitely a GTA-style!

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    "On the merge of crying"
    hahaha XD

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    What a dork... Why didn't he take a Challenger tank instead? He'd been a lot more manly if he had 8 tonnes, HA, little boy...

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    Did the soldier look like this guy?

    Because if he did, I feel like they should have seen this coming.

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    lol, i like how the commentator highlights the bravery of the cops by forsaking the "safety" of their patrol cars to board the tank. i guess he forgot about the 4 minutes of seeing all manner of cars getting pancaked.

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    This thread=Epic Win!

    My favorite part is the Russian video when the translator in a monotanous tone say. "My house got hit by a drunk russian tank driver."
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