Boy Married off to dog

[gambit]

I cant wait to see their faces when the dog bites the kid.

Of course I wont really see their faces.

And I can wait.

Actually I dont really care.

[★Bandiera Rossa☭]

This is highly interesting, but it will do nothing to aid my Lord to his ultimate goal. The Canines of Earth are not like those of our planet. However, it may be a good way to fuse the cultures of our planets after my Lord is crowned the Emperor Of Earth.

Thanks for your insight my friend, How shall I prepare for December 21 2012?
Will it be a peaceful takeover? Can I have a place in the new government?

[Lord Feloric's Ambassador]

It will most likely not be a peaceful takeover, my Lord is preparing a huge army with many spaceships for the invasion. However if your kind willingly joins the Order Of The Wolf then my Lord will not resort to violence.

Can I have a place in the new government?

My Lord plans on allowing your people to govern themselves however they wish until my Lord can establish a worldwide common government. Of course, my Lord will remain as the top power over any lower governments. For example, if the Unites States of America decides to keep their Judiciary branch and the Supreme Court makes a decision my Lord is displeased with, he reserves the right to overrule their decision.

[ShADoW]

It will most likely not be a peaceful takeover, my Lord is preparing a huge army with many spaceships for the invasion. However if your kind willingly joins the Order Of The Wolf then my Lord will not resort to violence.



My Lord plans on allowing your people to govern themselves however they wish until my Lord can establish a worldwide common government. Of course, my Lord will remain as the top power over any lower governments. For example, if the Unites States of America decides to keep their Judiciary branch and the Supreme Court makes a decision my Lord is displeased with, he reserves the right to overrule their decision.

Dude stop wif this nonsense..If yur from another planet i wanna see solid proof..

[Elzabar]

I wonder if the dog will want a divorce.

[Exarch]

marriage huh
least it's an aranged marriage so the boy didnt have a choice unlike that israeli woman who married a dolphin

[Lord Shyne's Ambassador]

It will most likely not be a peaceful takeover, my Lord is preparing a huge army with many spaceships for the invasion. However if your kind willingly joins the Order Of The Wolf then my Lord will not resort to violence.



My Lord plans on allowing your people to govern themselves however they wish until my Lord can establish a worldwide common government. Of course, my Lord will remain as the top power over any lower governments. For example, if the Unites States of America decides to keep their Judiciary branch and the Supreme Court makes a decision my Lord is displeased with, he reserves the right to overrule their decision.

Incorrect...My Lord will defeat yur galactic army, we shall meet yu in space. My Lord will prevail over the glorious battle and Earth shall be ours. Be prepared to accept Lord Shyne, Feloric will be destroyed.

[Nikos]

This alt madness must stop!

[Lord Shyne's Ambassador]

This alt madness must stop!

Once my lord takes control of Earth wall problems will cease. Lord Shyne and the 12 Orders which he allied with will come just await that glorious day.

[Antiochos VII Sidetes]

Incorrect...My Lord will defeat yur galactic army, we shall meet yu in space. My Lord will prevail over the glorious battle and Earth shall be ours. Be prepared to accept Lord Shyne, Feloric will be destroyed.

Dude, that's a pathetic attempt to steal a somewhat humorous joke. Just quit it. Do something unique.

[Augustus Lucifer]

Is it a male dog or a female dog? If it's a female dog I see no problems with it. On the other hand...



Really though the dog will be dead before the kid is old enough to realize he was ever married to a dog. It's also possible the notion of 'marriage' is being sorely misinterpreted by the news that covered the story.

[Aldgarkalaughskel]

I demand to completely empty the institution of marriage that has been unjustly monopolized so long by chaunivistic, heterosexual patriarchical societies. I demand the animals' right to marriage!

[Retribution]

I laughed so hard at the title.

I laughed even harder as i read the first post.

[Zadig]

There going to have one son of a ... get it female dog = ...
No, no one?
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