History of EU in my opinion; :p
France: *sighs* So guys, we totally got pwned in WWII
West Germany: Sry bout all that, hugs?
France: K..*hugs Germany*
Belgium: d00ds, stop making out. We have bigger problems I can’t sell mah steel or coal. Goddam tariffs and cheap foreigners sappin mah economy
West Germany: Don’t matter, I got loads of money from USA ^__________^
France: Stfu, USA sucks…lets band together to sell our Steel and coal.
West Germany: Sounds kewl. I’ll invite my bro Italy.
Belgium: Hey guise! Netherlands wants in too!
France: Sure w/e…hey wait this is actually kinda awesome
*ECSC formed*
Belgium: Oh Shi-! this isn’t working USA still has better steel and coal!
West Germany: Yeah this sux hard. Maybe lets just give up.
*1967 Oil Embargo*
West Germany: Goddamit! Israel is attackin those Arabs and pissin them off. I has no oil…im screwed!!!
Israel: Lol. Totally pwning them tho. Also, thanks for the lands...you won't regret it.
France: Wat! *schemes* Hell nah! Lets just make some nuclear plants…but first all you guys MUST sign dis little treaty…
*European Community formed*
France: muahahahaa everything is going according to plan!
Denmark: What did you just say?
France: stfu…go make some more Legos.
Netherlands: Guys, border checks are a total drag…screw national security and lets just open them up. Sound good?
France: Great idea! *tosses Netherlands a cookie* Also lets invite Greece Spain and Portugal.
West Germany: Free beach access wewt!
USA: Hey guise whats goin on here?
USSR: WTF GTFO!
USA: NO U TEAR DOWN THAT WALL!
USSR: k…
*East Germany joins Germany*
Germany: Sweet! Moar lands!
France: *high fives Germany* We are so awesome. Lets just create an awesome party called the EU and invite my old roomate Austria.
Denmark: Don’t invite Sweden , that guys a total jerk. Also his gf Finland is a totally ugly.
France: No one cares what you say. Lets have a party with everyone!!!
*Maastricht Treaty signed*
Germany: This club is so epic.
France: I know right…so lets get moar ppl.
Belgium: YES MOAR
Spain: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MOAR
UK: Not sure if I am liking this...
*Eurozone*
Poland: Thanks for inviting me, lovin the flag bro.
France: Np, np…and in return for that kewl blue flag and some new papermoney all you gotta do is merely submit your sovereignty to us. Sound fair rite?
Poland: Yeah that sound good to me.
EU: Hey USA, look at our GDP of 16.83 trillion. Massive win?
USA: When did we start competing with each other? I thought we were BFFs?
EU: NO WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE. You are not invited to my b-day, etc. Soon you be mah beyatch.
USA: Lol w/e my military pwns you. Also…I am 1 guy. How many d00ds did you have to get to compete even near to me?
EU: Uh…27…
USA: Pathetic. Don’t bother me anymore…I have to go call my creditors…they been callin me all day…brb
*recession*
Turkey: Hey guise I thought it would be pretty sweet if…
EU: GTFO
China: