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    Default Why Can't Israel Potty Train It's Military?

    ...Mothers In Occupied Palestine Want To Know

    In an article in the May 6 issue of the Israeli newspaper Haaretz entitled "Someone Even Managed to Defecate into the Photocopier," Amira Hass--an honest, courageous Israeli woman who has spent years living among Palestinians in the occupied West Bank and Gaza--described the scenes of destruction at the Palestinian Ministry of Culture left behind after Israeli military forces lifted their siege of the towns of Ramallah and its suburb al-Birah, where the ministry is located.


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    And then there was this, as described by Hass: "There are two toilets on every floor, but the soldiers urinated and defecated everywhere else in the building, in several rooms of which they had lived for about a month. They did their business on the floors, in emptied flowerpots, even in drawers they had pulled out of desks. They defecated into plastic bags, and these were scattered in several places. Some of them had burst. Someone even managed to defecate into a photocopier. The soldiers urinated into empty mineral water bottles. These were scattered by the dozen in all the rooms of the building, in cardboard boxes, among the piles of rubbish and rubble, on desks, under desks, next to the furniture the soldiers had smashed, among the children's books that had been thrown down. Some of the bottles had opened and the yellow liquid had spilled and left its stain.
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    http://www.counterpunch.org/kchristison0511.html

    A cool blog made such comments:

    Star of David stain left
    by IDF fecal artists at a Palestinian
    building occupied for over one month

    The little fellow on the left is
    a future Israeli draft resister

    Not entirely suitable picture. Noble Savage



    Read the complete very funny article here:
    http://homo-sapien-underground.blogs...tty-train.html




    I close this thread opener with a quote:

    "Nobody should preach to us ethics, nobody!"
    late Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin
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    Gojira, why don't you just come out of that closet and openly declare yourself an Anti-Semite? Your posts and threads - most recently this one - already prove it.

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    Default Re: Why Can't Apartheid Israel Potty Train It's Military?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Man View Post


    Gojira, why don't you just come out of that closet and openly declare yourself an Anti-Semite? Your posts and threads - most recently this one - already prove it.
    Israeli soldiers not Jewish people. Its an old defence mechanism.




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    Default Re: Why Can't Apartheid Israel Potty Train It's Military?

    I think the man has a valid point.

    There is nothing civilised about taking a on places not meant for being on.

    Thats nasty.
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    Default Re: Why Can't Apartheid Israel Potty Train It's Military?

    This thread seems serious. Guys it's very funny and all to derail threads with labels of racism, but if the thread has a talking point. Talk about it. Otherwise don't post. I don;t want to have to close more threads because of unneeded spam. Ja?

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    I too would like to take the time to remind the israeli military that bathrooms are there for a reason. Surely, Porta-Potties are not a fiscal burden and menace to jewish tradition?
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    depends on how the toilets are, clean, or filthy? are there toilet paper there to put on the seat cover?

    Who gives a **** lol!

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    Default Re: Why Can't Israel Potty Train It's Military?

    Its probably an IDF trap...

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    The people of Gaza should not take this shite. Seriously though,if true, It seems to suggest even further that the IDF has ceased to become a professional force. It indicates a culture in the offending unit that is completely lacking in discipline.
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    Default Re: Why Can't Israel Potty Train It's Military?

    Well, what can be expected from soldiers of a country which doesnt exist?


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    Default Re: Why Can't Israel Potty Train It's Military?

    Quote Originally Posted by jankren View Post
    Well, what can be expected from soldiers of a country which doesnt exist?
    Just because you don't like to think it exists doesn't make it that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thanatos View Post
    Just because you don't like to think it exists doesn't make it that way.
    What do you mean? Indonesia doesnt recognize Israel until Israel recognizes Palestine. So as an Indonesian citizen Israel really doesnt exist for me.


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    Default Re: Why Can't Israel Potty Train It's Military?

    I'm only going to give this thread one last chance.

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    You know when i worked at Lake Compounce (a theme park) we had a event called Jew night in which a group of about 500 (as religious as possible) jews came down after the park closed because they were not allow to talk with women,And then would use the park untill like 3 am. Anyways THEY pissed everywhere! I mean in garbage cans, on the walk way, in the garderns.It was so nasty!

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    Default Re: Why Can't Israel Potty Train It's Military?

    Rule of thumb: Dont trust blogs. How about a source from an actual news agency?

    Quote Originally Posted by jankren View Post
    What do you mean? Indonesia doesnt recognize Israel until Israel recognizes Palestine. So as an Indonesian citizen Israel really doesnt exist for me.
    That means that nobody is attacking the Palestinians right?
    Last edited by Georgy Zhukov; February 18, 2009 at 07:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Guide View Post

    That means that nobody is attacking the Palestinians right?
    Don't laugh. Bombs appearing out of midair is a serious health and safety issue.

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    @the guide:
    The blog refers to an Haaretz article, which is a large newspaper in israel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Guide View Post
    Rule of thumb: Dont trust blogs. How about a source from an actual news agency?



    That means that nobody is attacking the Palestinians right?
    Murderous soldiers from a country that doesnt exist are killing the Palestinians.


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    Default Re: Why Can't Israel Potty Train It's Military?

    Quote Originally Posted by jankren View Post
    Murderous soldiers from a country that doesnt exist are killing the Palestinians.
    So then we shouldn't take any action against them right? I mean, how can you deal with something that doesn't exist?Wrong, they are recognized by the UN and many nations around the world. Saying it doesn't exists contributes nothing to the peace process. Listen to what you're saying. "Murderous soldiers from a country that doesn't exist"? Come on. You know full well it does.
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