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    If you ever have a random question, then post it here, like Pink beard I believe said, why would a muslim general need piety, or better why would a muslim general want to do a chivalry campaign unless your a reputation maniac
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    Post it here and I'm sure some M2TW nerd will answer
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    or we'll have a big pointless debate that will end up talking about why turkeys should be a trade resource


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    Lol... Now that is funny... Are you talking about me here....:hmmm:

    It is a good idea to have a thread like this IMO, the only thing it needs to keep it alive is to stay active, which could be cool
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    Yeah, I had many questions that would be counted as spam on your glorious thread But I forgot many, buts heres a few


    why did my General (3star) 2 units of mounted feudals, ribult and 6 Hospiltalitars get mulled by one 2 star general 15 peasants and 2 Transylvanian peasants

    And why are battlefield Assassins not Assassins that hide inside a unit sneak round behind the general and knife him and his horse, but no they just hide in the grass and get charged by housecarls!

    And why does a Muslim General need piety.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Last of the Mohawks View Post
    And why does a Muslim General need piety.
    Yeah my idea... seriously... Like they would ever get denounced by an Inquisitor...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pink Beard View Post
    Yeah my idea... seriously... Like they would ever get denounced by an Inquisitor...
    Excatly, what they gunna do,

    Inquisitor: Now, your lack of piety has not pleased the Pope, I now hit you with a book
    General: I'm Muslim...
    Inquisitor: Well... errr... awkward.... ..... ..... feel the wrath of my bible!

    And What the hell Praise the lord, I'm play M2TW while writing this and my crusader general just got denounced! He my dam king and I'm not even excuminated! My Crusader King! for christ sake! 10 star, 9 chivalry 10 loyalty and 9 piety! He was denounced!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Last of the Mohawks View Post
    My crusader general just got denounced! He my dam king and I'm not even excuminated! My Crusader King! for christ sake! 10 star, 9 chivalry 10 loyalty and 9 piety! He was denounced!
    So now you suck at battle and you fail at life? thats harsh

    Anyway, here's my question, if Portugal and Spain share pretty much the same early age troop roster, how come they have different best troops? Or is that just a mistake from the CA team?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Last of the Mohawks View Post
    Yeah, I had many questions that would be counted as spam on your glorious thread But I forgot many, buts heres a few


    why did my General (3star) 2 units of mounted feudals, ribult and 6 Hospiltalitars get mulled by one 2 star general 15 peasants and 2 Transylvanian peasants

    And why are battlefield Assassins not Assassins that hide inside a unit sneak round behind the general and knife him and his horse, but no they just hide in the grass and get charged by housecarls!

    And why does a Muslim General need piety.

    1- Because you suck in battle

    2- Go cry to CA about this one

    3- The same as catholic generals, with high piety they have less chances to Rebel6666
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    uhm hey Rebel your falling asleep again. It's loyalty that keeps them from rebelling6666!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pink Beard View Post
    uhm hey Rebel your falling asleep again. It's loyalty that keeps them from rebelling6666!!
    OK then explain me why Priest turn Heretic that IMO is the same as turning rebel... Piety only for them I'm not sure here but I'm pretty convinced that Piety also plays a role into generals rebelling
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel6666 View Post
    1- Because you suck in battle

    2- Go cry to CA about this one

    3- The same as catholic generals, with high piety they have less chances to Rebel6666



    Quote Originally Posted by Pink Beard View Post
    uhm hey Rebel your falling asleep again. It's loyalty that keeps them from rebelling6666!!

    Man your jokes are crud!

    They are worse than my fluff jokes!

    Actually I do suck in battle, but not that bad.
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    Default Re: The Random question thread

    Piety has an affect on rebelling too. Also a pious ruler helps converstion of a city's population. Thirdly, a city where a particular religion is dominant expects a pious ruler. Example: if a city with 100% muslims, has a muslim governor who is not particularly pious, they wont be too pleased. Lastly, Dont question Rebel6666 . All valid reasons why a muslim general would benefit from high piety

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    sorry Pink I lub you both but I couldnt resist
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    Could that have been his answer? the admit of defeat go back to your AAR Pink Beard, I need updates :o
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    Spanish bodyguards especially when your the English, and this king with his bodyguards (King Jesus The Lewd [Ironic?] with a ' on the e) and a full stack of Spanish Cavalry minus 3 stacks of infantry (never seen so many cavalry in an AI stack well besides the Mongols in my life) and you plant stakes at the doors, and have a trebuchet at the other end of the pathway. Zoom in to seee all the cavalry being annihilated by the stakes and As the great King came in (I zoomed in specifically on him) a flaming trebuchet missile hit directly on him as he piled into a stake! talk about over kill XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander5xl View Post
    Spanish bodyguards especially when your the English, and this king with his bodyguards (King Jesus The Lewd [Ironic?] with a ' on the e) and a full stack of Spanish Cavalry minus 3 stacks of infantry (never seen so many cavalry in an AI stack well besides the Mongols in my life) and you plant stakes at the doors, and have a trebuchet at the other end of the pathway. Zoom in to seee all the cavalry being annihilated by the stakes and As the great King came in (I zoomed in specifically on him) a flaming trebuchet missile hit directly on him as he piled into a stake! talk about over kill XD

    Ownage! Kill the King Jesus!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander5xl View Post
    Spanish bodyguards especially when your the English, and this king with his bodyguards (King Jesus The Lewd [Ironic?] with a ' on the e) and a full stack of Spanish Cavalry minus 3 stacks of infantry (never seen so many cavalry in an AI stack well besides the Mongols in my life) and you plant stakes at the doors, and have a trebuchet at the other end of the pathway. Zoom in to seee all the cavalry being annihilated by the stakes and As the great King came in (I zoomed in specifically on him) a flaming trebuchet missile hit directly on him as he piled into a stake! talk about over kill XD
    What? Gotcha!
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    BAH!!!!! not my fault or tiredness! i tried to add the ' over the e using alt keys and it screwed up and went back to my homepage so i just clicked back and i was back to a quick reply :o didn't know it was this thread :o
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