The Gangs all Here
A not so long ago time in a galaxy just like home; there was a cyclopi and a shadow. They were pretty good with crossbows so they wanted a challenge. They upgraded to ballistas! They and the hungarian king found out that they were really good with ballistas. The king recruited them into his two-faced army. Recently the king had joined a quite futile crusade on frankfurt against the germans. They wound up at vienna against a great army. Too great of an army. Shadow thought that the germans must have been cheating because when they first seiged the castle there were only two generals, 5 spearmen, and two archers (regiments). But when shadow blinked there had to have been 1 spearmen, and 4 swordsmen added.
They were cheating!! The battle started and the hungarians feinted a retreat. This fooled the germans into coming out. The hungarians actually were regrouping. The signal was lit for the first ballista shot. Cyclop man lit the bolt with a great ball of spitfire. Whoosh went the bolt! Bam went the bolt! (along with somebody's head) But then all of the sudden the world froze and came to an end. The shadow/cyclop force was no more!
That was the most messed up story I have made. Yes it was meant to be that childish! Yes I was the cheating Germans!
Any more questions?
Reply With Quote
