Fuzzy Waabitz: Total war???

**StalkAndStrike** · February 08, 2009, 07:50 PM

Many a member on these magnificent forums have been asking the same question over and over: what comes after Empires Total War??

Well I believe the most logical answer to that would be, obviously, Fuzzy Waabitz Total War.

As you already know, it is the next step in warfare in succession of Roman Times, to Medeval, than to Colonial, than Waabitz.

Ete-Vous d'accord?

Oui ou Non?

**Conquistatore** · February 09, 2009, 04:02 PM

Rabbits. Yes.

**Voolma** · February 09, 2009, 04:06 PM

Ive found anything from google when i typed waabitz

**Exia** · February 10, 2009, 01:27 AM

Maybe I'd go for an Army Men: Total War.

**StalkAndStrike** · February 10, 2009, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Voolma

Ive found anything from google when i typed waabitz

Deffinition of Waabitz: geranic tribes of feral rabbits that have migrated to the american continent under the guise of an "easter bunny".

Their close inner groups have had major parts in most major political descisions since 1761, after the national Waabitz day in the german town of Munich, were they decleared their independance.

THey are now a powerful, and quite furry, and rich organisastion within the WhiteHouse, as the whole building was was out of Waabitz Bones, they are allowed anywhere in the building, to entertain goverment officials with their fuzzy wonder.

**The Fishman** · February 11, 2009, 06:10 AM

I think we should have Medieval: Total Bore. It will feature such units as:
Failed Knights: these knights spent all their squire years chucking paper lances at eachother. Great cannon fodder.

Bucket and spade knights: Noble beach warriors that fight with a plastic shovel and wear a bucket on their heads for protection. Useful when assaulting sand castles, but high tides tend to reduce their effectiveness.

Dismounted gothic knights: The gothic knights have dismounted to go and get drunk down the tavern, leaving only the horses to fight! Powerful charge, but quite useless.

Armoured knights: These knights wear especially thick and protective armour, and are mounted on powerful horses to support the weight. Unfortunately their helmets are too well-protected and have no eyeholes for the knight to see from, making recruiting this otherwise-powerful unit a complete waste of your money.

**StalkAndStrike** · February 11, 2009, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by The Fishman

I think we should have Medieval: Total Bore. It will feature such units as:
Failed Knights: these knights spent all their squire years chucking paper lances at eachother. Great cannon fodder.

Bucket and spade knights: Noble beach warriors that fight with a plastic shovel and wear a bucket on their heads for protection. Useful when assaulting sand castles, but high tides tend to reduce their effectiveness.

Dismounted gothic knights: The gothic knights have dismounted to go and get drunk down the tavern, leaving only the horses to fight! Powerful charge, but quite useless.

Armoured knights: These knights wear especially thick and protective armour, and are mounted on powerful horses to support the weight. Unfortunately their helmets are too well-protected and have no eyeholes for the knight to see from, making recruiting this otherwise-powerful unit a complete waste of your money.

hahahahahahaha if u were eligible I would have given you rep for that!

**Space Wolves** · February 11, 2009, 09:23 PM

Germ Total war

Take control of the STD's Faction, The Colds, or even the White Blood cell factions, as you either take control to dominate the body, or rid it of germs.

The body is in ur hands, you decide, live or die.