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    Default Something funny I read somewhere...

    After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Beltway had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

    A true story.

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    Last edited by Vince Noir; February 04, 2009 at 05:14 PM. Reason: Please move

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    Hehe yeah funny but sadly not true according to snopes

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    Au contraire matey. If you google the key words - Zimbabwean bus driver, drink, insane - you will find it to be commonly told story. I can't vouch for its %100 authenticity but its funny nonetheless. Reminds me my old maths teacher in year 4, Mr Wilkons. He used to pour whiskey into our milk and telll us we would get the naughty star if we told our parents.
    Last edited by Vince Noir; February 04, 2009 at 05:32 PM.

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    Default Re: Something funny I read somewhere...

    This was actually on the local news last night.

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    True or not, this IS funny.

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    Aye I can see it being possible.
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