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    Default Re: How come Christians comics are usually crap?

    how come christian rockers are usually crap?

    christianity is good for paintings/sculpture and boys queers... er I mean boys choirs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsktrogdor View Post
    how come christian rockers are usually crap?

    christianity is good for paintings/sculpture and boys queers... er I mean boys choirs.




    The HAW! HAW! HAW! part was ing awesome. Carbonated water better shouldn't get into the nose.

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    Answers in the question really.

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    Wtf???? :S:S:S:S

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    That wasn't crap, it's hilarious!
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    ... I can't help but feel that this should be in 'The Arts'.

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    Actually is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

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    Not everything Christian is aesthetically bad...
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    It's usually the new fundie BS that sucks ass, old school Catholics had style

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    The word "Comic" originally has to do with something funny, and sometimes ironic, and that is the problem. Because it does not work if you mix it with religion. I once read a theory that explained why it comes that the more religious people are, the less humour they have. Jokes often make fun of the authorities, and jokes often show that there are two sides of a story. And to be religious, you have to accept one authority over your natural reason and to believe that in this case, there is only one truth. The more religious you are, the less funny you are. And those comics are a special case. I love them somehow, even if they also make me sick when I read them too much because of this extremely naive and stupid worldview. But I think they are valuable to understand what some very dangerous fundamental christians believe. In my bookshelf, they would stand right next to nazi propaganda, and my children would not be allowed to read them until they are old enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boeing View Post
    Not everything Christian is aesthetically bad...
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    It's usually the new fundie BS that sucks ass, old school Catholics had style
    Dude thats what i've always thought man. The newer stuff is crap but that was beautiful lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boeing View Post


    Oh I see why white chicks dig brothas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barack Hussein Obama View Post


    Oh I see why white chicks dig brothas.
    Well they wouldnt want a guy to have an erection while touching god now would they.

    I wanna lie, lie to myself, myself and someone else. Cause it’s the lying that hurts, and it’s the hurt that lets me know I’m alive.”

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    um are we counting comics who openly claim their Christianity or just comics who are christian?
    according to exarch I am like
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exarch View Post
    sure, the way fred phelps finds christianity too optimistic?

    Simple truths
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    Did you know being born into wealth or marrying into wealth really shows you never did anything to earn it?
    btw having a sig telling people not to report you is hilarious.

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    because its not about entertainment as opposed to other mediums, its about
    C O N V E R S I O N

    nothing more, nothing less. (same with 'rock bands')


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    once again is this in reference to all comedians who are christian?

    add strips please/

    oh and for jack chick I wil once again refer everyone to dark dungeons which is hilarious

    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
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    according to exarch I am like
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exarch View Post
    sure, the way fred phelps finds christianity too optimistic?

    Simple truths
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Did you know being born into wealth or marrying into wealth really shows you never did anything to earn it?
    btw having a sig telling people not to report you is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiljan Arslan View Post
    oh and for jack chick I wil once again refer everyone to dark dungeons which is hilarious

    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
    Yes, attractive women are known to play D&D, and be the dungeon master nonetheless. And it looks like Debbie failed her saving throw vs religious conversion.
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    Ah, it's one of Jack Chick's tracts.
    They're always good for a cheap laugh or two.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hippolord View Post
    Well they wouldnt want a guy to have an erection while touching god now would they.
    Oh, I dunno. I'd think that'd be an attractor: use our religion, and you'll get a raging hard-on.
    Though I think the reason the guy has a tiny dick in the painting is, he's not alive yet, thus there's not blood pumping into his wang. So, it wouldn't appear big even if his erection was gigantic. It'd just look like a loose wad of flesh.
    Last edited by MaximiIian; January 27, 2009 at 07:43 PM.

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    I havent really seen any entertainment that is "faith based" that is tolerable ( that is when it is designed for entertainment, we can all admit to the artistic value of chants of all the various religions and the songs that accompany them)

    now given that this may have been ancient entertainment, it definitely holds that quality of antiquity and for that reason alone is extremely valuable

    but I think its because they are trying to come at something from an angle that is irrelevant in the context, I mean why do you need christian comics? or muslim comics? or etc music of that nature, you really dont, its a market and people are exploiting it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaigidel View Post
    I havent really seen any entertainment that is "faith based" that is tolerable ( that is when it is designed for entertainment, we can all admit to the artistic value of chants of all the various religions and the songs that accompany them)

    now given that this may have been ancient entertainment, it definitely holds that quality of antiquity and for that reason alone is extremely valuable

    but I think its because they are trying to come at something from an angle that is irrelevant in the context, I mean why do you need christian comics? or muslim comics? or etc music of that nature, you really dont, its a market and people are exploiting it.
    Not true what if someone has a belief in a god that they belive that words can no longer describe it so they turn to making a symphony or song or even a comic. What ever they belive is the best way to express there faith. Now i happen to think that alot of the early christian ( and muslim and buddhist) music is very good. Some say it is because the faith put into it is like emotion on steroids. (<--- thats actually my analogy lol)

    I wanna lie, lie to myself, myself and someone else. Cause it’s the lying that hurts, and it’s the hurt that lets me know I’m alive.”

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