Having a great big wargoing on day after day requiresa whole raft of new coinages to stop people from getting too hopelessly worked up about falling apart and other things that realy shouldn't concern them. The Iraq War has spawned a whole new range of such euphamisms to go along with old favourites like "friendly fire" and "collateral damage".
The whole affairwas a "preventative" or "pre-emptive" war - a safety measure closer to fitting a smoke alarm to protect you home from the danger of fire - rather than, say, protecting your home from the danger of fire by launching missiles at it. It was also a "war of choice" - as in "car of choice" or "cereal of choice" - which makes the coalition sound like a happy consumer rather than, say, the kind of consumer who bombs the shops.
"Pacifying Fallujah" became an almost comfortably familiar phrase (like Educating Rita or Chasing Amy) - with its connotations of a dummy helping soothe a crying baby's distress. During the attack on Fallujah, the Foriegn Office claimed displaced residents were "visiting relatives" (Presumably drinking too much tea with Derek Jacobs on the TV in the background) and the Pentagon labelled the 10000 to 15000 universal soldiers helping interrogate/torture prisoners as "Private Contractors". Presumably, the word "mercenary" sounded a bit, well, mercenary.
US news feeds would talk of another "Busy day in Baghdad" before going over to a correspondant who said "Yes, theres been some developments". On one particularly "Busy"day, 22 September 2004, the "developments" included two US soldiers being accused of the cold blooded murder of three Iraqi civilians, the discovery of the beheaded body of British hostage Jack Hensley, multiple car bombings causing 11 civilian deaths, plus a further 22 people killed in helicopter raids on Sadr City. So yes, definatley a "busy" day. If you were living in Baghdad, you'd certainly come home saying: "busy out there to today. Busy busy busy! There's what looks very much like a biging war going on".
Perhaps the next time we could do away with the word "war" altogether and replace it with the words "birthday party". This will reinforce how coalition troops are calling in by invitation. On entering this "party", we will start dropping "cakes" on the hosts. Unfortunatly, this might lead to some "crumbs" falling on to the floor. But don't worry because we'll wipe up any subsequent mess with "tissues". Lucrative oil and rebuilding contracts will be "sweets" we can take home in our "goodie bags".
Despite the invitations stating that the party ends at 4pm we might stretch out the fun a little longer, possibly for some years.
What I would like everyone to discuss is the point of using fluffy words when your throwing around depleted uranium, cluster bombs and white phosphorus.
The above is just to illustrate a point. All discussion relating to the legality of the war can go into one of the other numerous threads![]()




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