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    Default **1000 things you learned from MTW2**

    Remake of the popular RTW thread
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    1. Cavalry was infact not used to run down infantry....they simply charge into the front line, come to a stand still, then hack away at troops
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    2. Archers have no qualms about shooting flaming arrows into the backs of their own men, possibly hitting a few enemies in the process.
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    3.That Scotland is retarded

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    Quote Originally Posted by alloafan1993 View Post
    3.That Scotland is retarded
    i like scotland, but they definetly aren't the strongest ingame.

    Anyway.

    915. it is fun to shoot peasants with rocket launchers.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Snickster555 View Post
    915. it is fun to shoot peasants with rocket launchers.
    You didn't know that before M2TW?

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    Quote Originally Posted by a4phantom View Post
    You didn't know that before M2TW?
    i haven't bought the previous games



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    924. Your allies refuse to fight in a battle with you...ever.

    What do we do when reach 1000...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snickster555 View Post
    i haven't bought the previous games
    So?
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    4. All European factions were the same except for a few unique units and colour differences.
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    5. That you can't destroy the papal states, even when they have no land or armys left the damm pope spawns around rome and as an army no less. Kill him and yes nxt turn he spawns again

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    6. That you can keep cities happy and prevent riots by making sure the big face in the sky doesn't turn red.

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    7. Who the Timurids are.

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    8. That all you need to do to make people of a different religion happy is build a small church and bring in a few priests for a couple of years and bingo

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    9. That ireland has no geographical features
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    10. Ships carrying an army can spend 100 years in the middle of the ocean and be just fine.

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    There were not nine Crusades against Jerusalem. There were 235328596219835 Crusades, and they were against whatever city the Pope felt like abusing at the time.


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    11. musketeers had specially fitted scopes with laser targeting attached to there barrels






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    12. That all of your soldiers will live forever if you keep them of combat, but your family members and faction leaders will die every few turns.

    13. In the year 1080, about 50% of the world was ruled by a country named the "Rebels".

    14. The Mongols were followers Islam.

    15. Florida is directly across the Atlantic from England.
    Last edited by Psychonaut; November 30, 2008 at 06:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jmcfizzle View Post

    13. In the year 1080, about 50% of the world was ruled by a country named the "Rebels".
    Lol! nice man + rep for that

    87.Other then doing a full on battle, your 1 armie will attack and the enemy and your other 1 or more will just randomly come running to your aid then fighting as 1 big one armie.
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    (Richard) Did he say how long until he meets us?
    (soldier) No sir he died crossing the Saleph River
    (Philp) Isnt that like only 3 feet deep?:hmmm:
    (Soldier) Yes sire
    (Richard) Where Doomed he has 100.000 men Half are armie

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    13. Army supplies were unlimited.
    Unus, duo, tres, quattuor, quinque, sex, septem, octo, novem, decem! - Proof that I can count from 1-10 in Latin.

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