The Church of the One True Mod

[Kraft]

I will begin todays serman, with a reading from the Holy Bible of the One True Mod:

"And the Holy Hross replieth unto the disbelievers; 'Just because you haven't come across it, doesn't mean it is wrong.'"
(Grand Preview, Pg 15, Pst 284).

Just like Hross, The Voice of the One True Mod, we will, at times in our lives, face those who will disbelieve the truths we speak; and it is at times like these that we must take comfort and solace in the words of The Voice. We have brothers that are misguided. They worship false Mods, but it is not their fault. They have been blinded by the lies and deciet that is Kongism. It is our job, as worshippers of the One True Mod to show them the path, without violence or Forum Crusades, and bring them into the light of the Holy Hross, The Voice of the One True Mod.

Remember, there will be some disbelievers amongst them. It is at these times when we should look to the example given to The Voice by the One True Mod - "Just because you haven't come across it, doesn't mean it is wrong.".

And now, I would like to invite you all to join me in the Mods Prayer:

Our Father, who art in the UK, Sweden and Spain,
Hross be thy name.
For Kingdoms it comes,
thy Mod be done,
from Scotland to the Sultanate of Rum.

Give us this day a brand new preview,
and forgive us our impatientness,
as we forgive those who are implementing the features.
For thine is the mod for Kingdoms, the Forums, and the Glory,
for ever and ever.

Amen.

Go now, in peace, my brothers. Spread the word of the One True Mod.

[Erwin Rommel]

FInally a CHurch rivalling Kongism.

Better establish the Orthodox CHurch of Broken Crescent as well

[Kraft]

FInally a CHurch rivalling Kongism.

Better establish the Orthodox CHurch of Broken Crescent as well

There is no rivalry here, my son, for there are no other mods but the One True Mod.

I absolve you, in the name of the Holy Hross, The Voice of the One True Mod.

Go in peace, your sins are forgiven.

[Noremac]

FInally a CHurch rivalling Kongism.

Better establish the Orthodox CHurch of Broken Crescent as well

Kongism was wipped out by us! We are the mighty Freeman army! We have no MOD. We only have faith in our lord Freeman! We will come upon your land like a pestilance, devouring your people's souls.

This is a warning from Noremac bin Yreh! The flag of the First Mosque of Freemanism will fly over your capital!

LA ILLAHA ILL FREEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Basil 11]

Kongism was wipped out by us! We are the mighty Freeman army! We have no MOD. We only have faith in our lord Freeman! We will come upon your land like a pestilance, devouring your people's souls.

This is a warning from Noremac bin Yreh! The flag of the First Mosque of Freemanism will fly over your capital!

LA ILLAHA ILL FREEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaaaaa.... I am scared
This calls for a Holy Crusade.... what do you say Kraft?

[Erwin Rommel]

You should say it in Latin.

[Kraft]

You should say it in Latin.

The Church of the One True Mod recognises only 3 languages. English, Sweedish and Spanish; as spoken by the Holy Hross, The Voice of the One True Mod.

[Subuatai de Bodemloze]

The Church of the One True Mod recognises only 3 languages. English, Sweedish and Spanish; as spoken by the Holy Hross, The Voice of the One True Mod.

For our Swedish bretheren:

Jag kommer att börja dagens serman, med en läsning av Bibeln av den ende sanne Mod:

"Och den Helige Hross replieth åt disbelievers," Bara för att du inte har stött på det, betyder inte det är fel. ""
(Grand Preview, Pg 15, Pst 284).

Precis som Hross, The Voice av den ende sanne mod, vi kommer, ibland i våra liv, möta dem som kommer att tro sanningar vi talar, och det är vid sådana tillfällen som vi måste ta komfort och tröst i de orden i Röst. Vi har bröder som är missriktade. De dyrkar falska Mods, men det är inte deras fel. De har förblindas av lögner och deciet som Kongism. Det är vår uppgift, som kyrkobesökare av den ende sanne Mod att visa dem vägen, utan våld eller Forum korstågen, och sätta dem i ljuset av den Helige Hross, The Voice av den ende sanne mod.

Kom ihåg att det kommer att bli några disbelievers bland dem. Det är i dessa tider när vi borde se till exempel ges till rösten av den ende sanne Mod - "Bara för att du inte har stött på det, betyder inte det är fel.".

Och nu vill jag uppmana er alla att gå med mig i Mods Bön:

Fader vår, som är konst i Storbritannien, Sverige och Spanien,
Hross varde ditt namn.
För kungadömena det gäller,
ditt mod att ske,
från Skottland till Sultanatet Rom.

Ge oss i dag en helt ny förhandsgranskning,
och förlåt oss våra impatientness,
som vi förlåta dem som genomför funktioner.
För DIN är mod för kungadömena, det forum, och Glory,
i evigheters evighet.

Amen.

Gå nu, i fred, mina bröder. Sprid ordet av den ende sanne mod

[Subuatai de Bodemloze]

The Church of the One True Mod recognises only 3 languages. English, Sweedish and Spanish; as spoken by the Holy Hross, The Voice of the One True Mod.

For our Spanish bretheren:

Voy a comenzar hoy Serman, con una lectura de la Santa Biblia del único y verdadero Mod:

"Y el Santo Hross replieth hacia los infieles; 'Sólo porque usted no ha llegado a través de ella, no significa que sea malo".
(Grand Vista previa, Pg 15, Pst 284).

Al igual que Hross, la voz del único y verdadero Mod, que, a veces en nuestras vidas, se enfrentan a los que se creen las verdades que hablar, y es en momentos como estos que hay que tener confort y consuelo en las palabras de la Voz. Tenemos hermanos que están equivocados. Los Mods falso culto, pero no es su culpa. Han sido cegados por las mentiras y deciet que es Kongism. Es nuestro trabajo, como adoradores del único y verdadero Mod para mostrarles el camino, sin violencia o Foro Cruzadas, y llevarlos a la luz de la Santa Hross, la voz del único y verdadero Mod.

Recuerde, habrá algunos infieles entre ellos. Es en estos momentos cuando debemos mirar hacia el ejemplo dado la voz por el Único y Verdadero Mod - "Sólo porque usted no ha llegado a través de ella, no significa que sea malo.".

Y ahora, me gustaría invitar a todos ustedes se unan a mí en la oración Mods:

Padre Nuestro, que estás en el Reino Unido, Suecia y España,
Hross sea tu nombre.
Por lo que se refiere reinos,
tu Mod por hacer,
desde Escocia hasta el Sultanato de Ron.

Danos hoy marca una nueva vista preliminar,
y perdona nuestras impatientness,
como también nosotros perdonamos a los que están llevando a cabo las funciones.
Para tu mod es el de Reinos, los Foros, y la gloria,
para siempre jamás.

Amén.

Vaya ahora, en paz, mis hermanos. Difundir la palabra del único y verdadero Mod.

[AnthoniusII]

The Church of the One True Mod recognises only 3 languages. English, Sweedish and Spanish; as spoken by the Holy Hross, The Voice of the One True Mod.

So the orthodox Romans have to revolt against it?
The medeival greek must be the one and only languege of that Church!

[dqualk]

Only slightly blasphemous...

[Kraft]

So the orthodox Romans have to revolt against it?
The medeival greek must be the one and only languege of that Church!

Unless The Voice speaks, and decrees it so, we shall only recognise 3 languages.

Only slightly blasphemous...

Apologies to anyone I may have offended, it wasn't designed to cause offence, just a bit of humour.

To Suboutai - I thank you for your services to the Church of the One True Mod, and with the power vested in me I dub thee Suboutai, Translator of The Voice.

Go with the blessings of all who believe in the One True Mod.

[dqualk]

Unless The Voice speaks, and decrees it so, we shall only recognise 3 languages.



Apologies to anyone I may have offended, it wasn't designed to cause offence, just a bit of humour.

To Suboutai - I thank you for your services to the Church of the One True Mod, and with the power vested in me I dub thee Suboutai, Translator of The Voice.

Go with the blessings of all who believe in the One True Mod.

No offence taken. lol

[Romanos IV]

No Greek? I'm gonna start a coup!

[Pickle_mole]

How can Kongism still be alive when your god has abandoned his creation and his subjects to live in a filthy place with elves and orcs.

[johncage]

evocative of that lord fenric/felroc/felrod? ambassador gimmick

[Copperknickers II]

Beholde! Thy moste highe prieste commandes ye thate ye shalt not speaketh but in the tongue of AEnglishe. Ande noone but I may speak in Mediaeval Englishe! Now shalle onse more tell to ye the moste wonderus sermon, of howe the Church of the One True Mod cayme thus aboute! Beholde!

There was a test, where Mighty Hrosh(med) was set upon by a great flood of angry bears, and their blood was spilt by their own desire to destroy, for thus in that act, they achieved the opposite. And thus was the creatione of the worlde. Also Russel Brande was there, but that is another tale, brothers, yea. And then the high prieste did say upon the heathens:

Arise, ye citizens of the forume, and bear ye witnesse to the grayte and moste wondruss prophet of DotS, the savioor of all thinges, the Holiest of prophetes, the mighty Hroshmed! Beholde, for all that has gone before is false and misguided, for the tyme has pas'd to worship idoles of great apes and men. Yes, friendes, the Steel is Stain'd, and now the Crescent that was Broken, is about to be remade! Take ye the mantel, and forge a new faithe, one that will laste beyonde this age, and into the unfathomeable reaches of time! And if ye play DotS, ye shall be enlightened, for ye shall sit at the chaire of everlasting heaven, and 30 virgine factiones shall await you to playe them!

And nowe all stande, for the Coppernicene Creed:

I believe in one Mod, Dominion of the Sword, Created of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.
And in one Hross, the trinational, Light from light, true Mod of true Mod,
begotten, not made, of one substance with CA, through whom all things Total War were made.
Who for us forumites and for our education, came down from Sweden,
and became modder.
And of His Dominion there will be no End. For the Holy Hroshmed, the Lord, and Giver of DotS, who proceeds from the Father Corporation, we worship and glorify.
In one, holy, historical and Dominionatic Church, we set our stead.
I expect the reawakening of the past, and the life of the world to come.

Amen, brothers. Go in peace, to advertise and proclaim DotS.

[Sanskrit_Bandit]

Ojcze nasz, któryś jest w Wielkiej Brytanii, Szwecji, i Hiszpanii,
Hross imię twoje,
Do Kingdoms przychodzi,
Twój Mod skończony,
od Szkocji do Sułtanatu Rumskiego.

Nasz preview powszedni, daj nam dzisiaj
i odpuść nam naszą niecierpliwość,
jako i my tym którzy urzeczywistniają właściwości.
Twój jest Mod do Kingdoms, forów, i Sławy,
na wieki wieków.

Amen.

[davidtotalwar]

This mod is defiantly looking good as it has its own church already and the mod has not even come out yet.

[|Sith|Duke_Spartacus]

this sounds alot like curch almighty and triumphant