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    Default Stupid Romans....

    God the AI can be thick; here are some examples.

    1. Setting their own onagers on fire when they aren't even any of my troops on the ground

    2. Onagers in the town centre (My cavalry are currently about 0.0000002 seconds away from owning them)


    3. They broke their soldiers backs so they could... well.... *marily manson cough cough*...


    4. 1120 Romans charge my phalanx (and this is true)....



    5. 13 seconds later (and this includes withdrawing to see the bodies afterwards).... the results were 2m high at least

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    I need to buy R:TW!
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    Default Re: Stupid Romans....

    Very nice pictures, but I don't quite get the third. What are they doing? (And I don't know who Marilyn Manson is, lol)

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    They look like they're preparing to throw their pila. Marilyn Manson is a singer; I don't get the joke either.

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    Not getting the Marilyn Manson "joke".
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    Probably their tunics are flying up.
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    Default Re: Stupid Romans....

    the romans aren't stupid. the ai is.
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    Ya the AI is horrible but it tries it best.

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    Default Re: Stupid Romans....

    For those that don't get the Marilyn Manson joke, he got two ribs removed so he could give himself a beej.

    Nice pics d00d

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    great pics i need 2 post some pics from my recorded bridge battles. theyre sweet!
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    Its not much the Romans as the RTW AI.
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    Default Re: Stupid Romans....

    Quote Originally Posted by century x View Post
    Its not much the Romans as the RTW AI.
    Wait, what?

    Anyway necro-posting ftw.
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