Is Kim Jong Ill dead?

**Farnan** · November 08, 2008, 12:50 PM

There has been a lot of speculation on whether or not the Glorious Leader is dead.

If he is what will that mean for the situation on the Korean Peninsula? Could it lead to a reunification with the South?

**Andrew87** · November 08, 2008, 01:07 PM

If he is dead or severely incapacitated from performing his usual daily routine of drinking like there's no tomorrow, attending executions and watching CNN, the guy has three sons so possibly one of them will continue the dinasty.

But news of Kim's possible death appear almost every year...so far they weren't true. Why should this time be any different?

**Yaga Shu Ra** · November 08, 2008, 01:25 PM

"A thief stole everything in my apartment and replaced it - with exact replicas!"

**pchalk** · November 09, 2008, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by Andrew87

If he is dead or severely incapacitated from performing his usual daily routine of drinking like there's no tomorrow, attending executions and watching CNN, the guy has three sons so possibly one of them will continue the dinasty.

But news of Kim's possible death appear almost every year...so far they weren't true. Why should this time be any different?

lol hes probably just to drunk to make real appearances so when he doesnt show everyon thinks hes dead

**Andrew87** · November 08, 2008, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by Yuri Orlov

You come here, and badmouth great leader, thinking you are something, well you know what, great leader might be a drunk, a sadistic person, and insane... But unlike you, he is not gay

Um...dude, was that extreme sarcasm or are you looking to be reported?

Pick one

**Yuri Orlov** · November 08, 2008, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by Andrew87

Um...dude, was that extreme sarcasm or are you looking to be reported?

Pick one

if you failed to grasp the sarcastic nature of my post, thenI ought to insult you for real next time

**Andrew87** · November 08, 2008, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Yuri Orlov

if you failed to grasp the sarcastic nature of my post, thenI ought to insult you for real next time

I "grasped the sarcastic nature of your post"...it's just it was a little to sarcastic for my taste.

Now, OT: I can't imagine a possible reunion with the South anytime soon. Too much bad blood between them.

**Von Reichgraf** · November 08, 2008, 01:34 PM

Honestly i think Kim jong is a series of badly made clones of eternal president, Kim il-Sung.
He looks like a shoddy mini-me with a wacky hairdo.

**Kiljan Arslan** · November 08, 2008, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by Farnan

There has been a lot of speculation on whether or not the Glorious Leader is dead.

If he is what will that mean for the situation on the Korean Peninsula? Could it lead to a reunification with the South?

Unlikely the lead adviser on Korean reunification in south Korea says it has to be a gradual process to avoid a economic meltdown for South Korea.

**Cluny the Scourge** · November 08, 2008, 02:02 PM

The post was not sarcastic, it was ironic. Or ironical. If you don't believe me, look up the meaning of these words.

**Da Skinna** · November 08, 2008, 02:22 PM

I heard a Korean accent...

Anyway, was a successor ever thought to have been groomed? Or did he really think he was immortal?

**Urban fox** · November 08, 2008, 05:54 PM

Kim Jong II cant die he's a demi-god who can create storms by shouting out loud see it says so right here. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ycUrPY...eature=related

**Von Reichgraf** · November 08, 2008, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by Urban fox

Kim Jong II cant die he's a demi-god who can create storms by shouting out loud see it says so right here. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ycUrPY...eature=related

i absotively love that song.

Kim Jong-Il shouts to the mountain!

Huge storms ALWAYS happen!

**Urban fox** · November 08, 2008, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Von Reichgraf

i absotively love that song.

Kim Jong-Il shouts to the mountain!

Huge storms ALWAYS happen!

This one is even better some of the paintings are just…Well see for yourself:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp7Rkd...eature=related

The Dear Leader Generalissimo Kim Jong iI is the most brilliant statesman, political genius, prodigious humanist, prolific author and invincible military commander in the world.

Wow he’s got a lot of talents for an obese midget.

I tell ya it must be great to rule a country were you've brainwashed the masses to think the sun shines out of your arse.

**Nikos** · November 08, 2008, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by Urban fox

This one is even better some of the paintings are just…Well see for yourself:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp7Rkd...eature=related

The Dear Leader Generalissimo Kim Jong iI is the most brilliant statesman, political genius, prodigious humanist, prolific author and invincible military commander in the world.

Wow he’s got a lot of talents for an obese midget.

I tell ya it must be great to rule a country were you've brainwashed the masses to think the sun shines out of your arse.

The scariest thing about that video was all of the comments in praise of Kim Jong Il.

Here is another funny one.

**Nikos** · November 08, 2008, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Urban fox

Kim Jong II cant die he's a demi-god who can create storms by shouting out loud see it says so right here. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ycUrPY...eature=related

LOL +Rep!

**Kiljan Arslan** · November 08, 2008, 06:50 PM

Hey theres that video of that wrestler slapping that asswipe stossel! Who here would hit the chick in the bikini?

**Nikos** · November 08, 2008, 08:27 PM

Perhaps the Great Khan has caused Dear leader's illness? Here is a tribute. The Khan must be stopped!

**Hunter Makoy** · November 08, 2008, 08:31 PM

no he's not dead, atleast not yet. but u shouldn't have long to wait. of course with secrecy like that u never really know when they really die. just like when mexican newspapers reported Castro had died a couple of years ago, but that SOB's still tickin away.