Somali Sailors take break for Jewish Holidays

**Tajir** · November 06, 2008, 08:56 PM

http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=6941

Somali pirates who stunned the world by seizing a Ukrainian ship in the Gulf of Aden announced today that they would take a brief hiatus from terrorizing the high seas out of respect for the Jewish holidays.

"To all of our Jewish friends, we say a hearty Shana Tova," said pirate spokesman Sugule, moments before the pirates hoisted a Star of David flag over the captured ship.

Also, greetings from Dahir to my Jewish brothers worldwide, enjoy these holidays and keep Somalia in mind as a future ally when my brothers conquer their Seas; Arabs are a threat to Somali naval sovereignty, but the Jewish brothers know struggle and they know what Somali sailors are going through.

Shalom!

**Heinz Guderian** · November 06, 2008, 09:01 PM

i wanna see a picture of "pirate spokesman Sugule". I have a picture in my mind and i want to see if its even close. If he aint got a ear-ring, i'm gonna be really dissappointed in you Dahir.

**Farnan** · November 06, 2008, 09:02 PM

Yep, its a joke post...

**Tajir** · November 06, 2008, 09:04 PM

Heinz,

Admiral Sugule is against recreation of the human form, but the man below is believed to be him:

**Heinz Guderian** · November 06, 2008, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Dahir

Heinz,

Admiral Sugule is against recreation of the human form, but the man below is believed to be him:

mmm...substitute the bullets for a parrot, and replace the "i'm gonna

ing kill you and then rape your anus and then steal your cargo and then rape your cargo and then come back and steal your anus" look on his face with a bawdy yet cunning demeanor and its almost the same.

**Nikos** · November 06, 2008, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by Dahir

Heinz,

Admiral Sugule is against recreation of the human form, but the man below is believed to be him:

But in your last pirate thread you said he was Captain Black Sparrow.:hmmm:

**Heinz Guderian** · November 06, 2008, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by Nikos_Rouvelas

But in your last pirate thread you said he was Captain Black Sparrow.:hmmm:

duh, he died and was brought back...Isle de Muerta..or something....a compass...hot english girl....oh man its such a long time since i watched those movies....i fail.

**Nikos** · November 06, 2008, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by Heinz Guderian

duh, he died and was brought back...Isle de Muerta..or something....a compass...hot english girl....oh man its such a long time since i watched those movies....i fail.

Of course!

He must have changed his name to escape the agents of the great Khan!

**Tajir** · November 06, 2008, 09:53 PM

Nikos, Captain Black Sparrow is the nickname of Admiral Sugule. After butchering countless foreign invaders, they decided to give him the most prestigious naval Nom De Guerre.

May the Somali Sea Mujahideen continue their struggle with success.

**Hunter Makoy** · November 06, 2008, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by Dahir

Heinz,

Admiral Sugule is against recreation of the human form, but the man below is believed to be him:

pirates help keep the world interesting. and damn, thats a fine lookin sea in that pic.

**Axeman** · November 06, 2008, 09:05 PM

Dahir is a comedic gem in a sea of murky wannabes , enjoy your soapbox.

**roy34543** · November 07, 2008, 12:51 AM

Its just an insulting joke post pretending that the somali pirates (who remember , are vicious killers and ransomers) are actually jews or show solidarity for jews . Im not sure if its worth reporting but it certainly comes very close.
Its like saying "Nazi goverment shocks world by celebrating ramadan"