Kennylz vs Empi Rapper [Rap Battle] Commentary Thread

**Senno** · October 31, 2008, 11:40 PM

Post your comments here on the above Rap Battle.

Link to Rap Battle.

**Kennylz** · November 01, 2008, 04:48 PM

You did good Empi. I thought my punches were harder, but I didn't expect you to do that type of pretty rhyme scheme for a battle. I used to focus more on making my battles sound like good songs until I used to get stomped all the time, then I just started doing nothing but punches, because the judges are always more favorable to a memorable diss than the verse's overall quality.

**Senno** · November 01, 2008, 05:08 PM

You guys are off to a good start. I'm not an expert judge or anything, but it's entertaining.

**favre4ever** · November 01, 2008, 09:22 PM

Man, I'm better than both ya'll
Your pitiful pedastels are about to fall

You've built up a name like empi
All I see's a rapper on Empti

And Kenny, Empi's secret fan
I'm gonna kill him like I'm Cartman

3 thousand posts between the gents
Yet neither of which can properly fence

Kenny's identical rants appear like sheep
Drowning my eyes for want of sleep

His fingers must tire from all the typin'
Which makes it harder to flog his dolphin

What?! I guess I may be dapper
The next mammel to flog is Empi Rapper

I'm the rap police, you Tory Marquess
And your a margrave, title on lease

You seem ill prepared for a wordy attack
Me thinks you should erase or retract

I pounce, I'm great, Call me Tony the Tiger
You, your sad, Imaginary, like Napoleons' Liger

In the toilet I'll put all ya'lls words
And flush em away like so many turds

Now I tire of all this silly slander
Let us judge this battle by the crowds' candor

**Kennylz** · November 01, 2008, 09:42 PM

Thxbutnothx sir

**favre4ever** · November 02, 2008, 03:33 PM

So no good? (heads back to his day job)

**Senno** · November 02, 2008, 06:27 PM

It was good, it just didn't belong in their debate thread. His comment is a bit out of context here now, after I moved it and your rap here.

**favre4ever** · November 02, 2008, 07:12 PM

Yeah, my words carry little weight in the commentary thread...been so long since i actually read the rules, but my bad

**Каие** · November 03, 2008, 03:12 AM

Originally Posted by favre4ever

Yeah, my words carry little weight in the commentary thread...been so long since i actually read the rules, but my bad

You could always challenge Empi yourself, if you want to rap.

**Kennylz** · November 02, 2008, 10:19 PM

Second round posted. I felt like we weren't really going as harsh as some rappers usually do...

**Senno** · November 02, 2008, 10:51 PM

Let's watch out how harsh it gets though please. The ToS is loosened, not done completely away with and being able to have these rap battles is a bit of a privilege.

**Kennylz** · November 02, 2008, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by Senno

Let's watch out how harsh it gets though please. The ToS is loosened, not done completely away with and being able to have these rap battles is a bit of a privilege.

You know, I was thinking about that. I might look back at and see if I can't soften it up.

**~~Roman Rapper~~** · November 03, 2008, 01:30 AM

Originally Posted by Senno

Let's watch out how harsh it gets though please. The ToS is loosened, not done completely away with and being able to have these rap battles is a bit of a privilege.

My recent battles have been very tame compared to some of the stuff me and Pra said to each other.

**Senno** · November 02, 2008, 11:02 PM

Nothing immediately stands out to me, just don't get much harsher. I know it's all very subjective, lol.

**Aldgarkalaughskel** · November 03, 2008, 04:09 AM

Most of the rhymes are kind of lame, or doesn't even rhyme.

You should have turned down this challenge and simply did a poem
because I'm about to start a crisis and do to you what Hitler did to Poland.

How inventive is this!

You wanna play games with the Empi Kid?
you wanna draw then aim for the Empi Kid?
you ashamed now the gun's empty kid?
I came to maim so don't tempt me kid

It's real now, and in between the sounds of applauds you will frown, I'm so sorry.
By the end this one we'll have to move your career to the Vetustatis.*

* Vestu(statis) stahtee - I'm so (sorry) Sahree

Oh dear God.

By your rap I'm offended
your bars are over extended
should really have stopped 'bout halfway

because:

As always, rap battles are based on insults, and both participants understand this, so the rules are relaxed.

Entertaining, because it's so lame.

**Kennylz** · November 03, 2008, 02:14 PM

How is a victor determined here? Or is there?

And Power Wizard, you'd think people would appreciate trying to rhyme something other than car and bar, and yes, Poland and Poem do rhyme, because a rhyme is not based on a word having the last same two letters. The words are built the same in structure, have the same beginnings, with differentiated endings.

**Senno** · November 03, 2008, 04:27 PM

A victory might be claimed by concession of his opponent. Otherwise there is no official victory to be awarded. The acclaim of the masses and any incidental rep gathered will have to suffice (we are thinking about debate contests, maybe even a rap contest if there's enough interest/participants).

**nce_wht_guy** · November 03, 2008, 07:57 PM

This is a lot more entertaining when people do it face to face.

**Pra** · November 12, 2008, 12:52 PM

Or if they do it maybe within 5 minutes of each other so it's actually like freestyle rapping.
@ Kennylz, you need to work on your flow or indicate how you're arranging your structure, it's always nice to see someone try and change it up by unorthodox rhyme structure, but your lines were really hard to get through.

@Empi, nice job, some original stuff. I'd like to go again against you in something like where we could both be online at the same time interval and actually go within 3-5 minutes of the last one posting a verse. I think it'd be the best test of any of the 'rap battles' on here.