The Messiah Will be Tested

[El Brujo]

A reading from the Book of Biden

"It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy... ...we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."

Powell 21:22

there’s going to be a crisis which will come along on the 21st, 22nd of January that we don’t even know about right now.

Gotta love those Old Testament prophets.

[Mikelus Trento]

I know it will be hard getting used to leaders who actually tell us what is really happening, but you will get used to it. And learn to like it. It just seems so different from the Bush lies about Iraq and the McCain "Obama is a terrorist" crap, you are surprsied by The One and Only Joe Who Count's candor.

[El Brujo]

I know it will be hard getting used to leaders who actually tell us what is really happening

Then why don't they actually tell us? They talk like ing Nostradamus. "Something bad is going to happen, and we will do some wacky stuff, but stick with us and something good will happen afterwards" *Light flickers and shelves rattle*

[bigfootedfred]

Very Specific isnt he....

2.37 in the video


Why is my mind flickering back to the troops now deployed on active duty in america.
With 'Crowd Control' on the mission list.

hmm.

[Mikelus Trento]

Well, there is a difference in knowing SOMETHING will happen versus exactly WHAT will happen.

The first is based on experience, the second on clairvoyance.

[The Dude]

Haha this is just a lose/lose situation for them isn't it? They either spell it out for retards so that they can be prepared for things they couldn't possibly anticipate themselves, and be slandered for it in return.

OR

They don't spell it out for retards and wait for things to get rough only to get slandered for leading the country into a crisis by people who don't understand it would've happened anyway.

Thankfully there's also still bright people around.

[Surgeon]

What do they mean by these Obama-JFK analogies? Are they saying he's going to start a nuclear war and then get assassinated or something? Probably the worst analogy they could have come up with.

[kev-o]

get assassinated or something?

Or something is more like it.

[Maverick]

I know it will be hard getting used to leaders who actually tell us what is really happening, but you will get used to it. And learn to like it. It just seems so different from the Bush lies about Iraq and the McCain "Obama is a terrorist" crap, you are surprsied by The One and Only Joe Who Count's candor.

You are just adorable.

[Mikelus Trento]

You are just adorable.

Why thank you, but for some reason I sense we will not be swapping spit in the shower any time soon.

[Maverick]

Why thank you, but for some reason I sense we will not be swapping spit in the shower any time soon.

You would have to remove your lips from Obama's ass first.

[jankren]

Obama is my Savior!

[Kiljan Arslan]

Very funny.

Actually Obama will solve it by blinking away the troubles.

[Gauvin]

Obama during the crisis:

[fatsheep]

Obama during the crisis:

He says "uh" sometimes when he is speaking and so someone without a life decides to piece all the "uh's" from all of his speeches together into a youtube video. I'm not impressed.

[Gauvin]

He says "uh" sometimes when he is speaking and so someone without a life decides to piece all the "uh's" from all of his speeches together into a youtube video. I'm not impressed.

Supposedly, it's from from ONE of his speeches, and none of those "uhs" are duplicated.

It's actually hilarious.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Mikelus Trento]

It was from ONE of his speeches, and none of those "uhs" are duplicated.

It's actually hilarious.

And that of course is proven by the convenient still photo with the recording?
Or has the One learned to talk without moving his lips?

Somehow I don't think you will get too far trying to tear down his ability to articulate, do you REALLY?

[Gauvin]

And that of course is proven by the convenient still photo with the recording?
Or has the One learned to talk without moving his lips?

Somehow I don't think you will get too far trying to tear down his ability to articulate, do you REALLY?

It was COMPILED from ONE of his speeches, i'm sorry, I thought I was understood.

Can no one laugh any more? You don't need the democrats permission to laugh at this you know, it won't knock Obama out of the polls, laughing is even scientifically proven to be healthy.

You guys are touchy, yow.

[manofarms89]

Obama during the crisis:

id rather have Obama's uhs than McCain's blank stares any day. love the uhs, your gonna hear them for eight years.

[Big War Bird]

Obama will do what he did with the bailout, leave town and and tell everyone to call him if they need him.