Iran Celebrates Global Meltdown!

[Applesmack]

This is gold!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7663487.stm

"We are very happy that America's economy is in jeopardy and they are paying the price for their misdeeds. God is punishing them." - Ayatollah Jannati

The article is in the link.

[Aziel]

They are dumb. Iranian economy is in very serious troubles, and they are not gaining any good from this crisis.

[Каие]

They are dumb. Iranian economy is in very serious troubles, and they are not gaining any good from this crisis.

Actually Iran pulled all it's assets out of Europe because of fear of their frozen assets, so they may indeed not be as bad off. But still let them laugh, Ahmedinejad is sooo losing the next election.

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fom the article:



They should invent a special nobel prize for that guy: "the dumbest person alive"

He was actually nominated for a 'World Stupidity Award'.

For this statement;

[danzig]

I wonder what he was thinking when the entire crowd laughed at him when he uttered those words...

[Andrew87]

fom the article:

President Ahmadinejad has pronounced on the collapse of global capitalism, and announced that Iranians should stand ready to manage the world.

They should invent a special nobel prize for that guy: "the dumbest person alive"

[Kiljan Arslan]

I think they do its called the Ignoble prize in economics.

[Heathen Hammer]

President Ahmadinejad has pronounced on the collapse of global capitalism, and announced that Iranians should stand ready to manage the world.

. Everyone knows, that Turkmenistan will rule the world in the next few decades.

[dogukan]

. Everyone knows, that Turkmenistan will rule the world in the next few decades.

that is propoganda and I bet it works perfectly well for many Iranians. I don't think even Ahmedinejad belives that :hmmm:

[Pallantides]

. Everyone knows, that Turkmenistan will rule the world in the next few decades.

Turkish Sultan will be pleased.

[Zephyrus]

BS, it'll be Kazahkistan. Haven't you seen Borat's attempts to impregnate Palmela Anderson in order to bring forth the Antichrist?

[the_mango55]

Are they also celebrating the fall in oil prices?

[The King Of Peasants]

If I recall correctly they don't even make much on oil due to rampant corruption...

[eddy_purpus]

Are they also celebrating the fall in oil prices?

i DONT THINK SO ... we are XD

[Carentan]

"We are very happy that America's economy is in jeopardy and they are paying the price for their misdeeds. God is punishing them." - Ayatollah Jannati

Here's a little story: A few weeks ago I bought a book about economics because I wanted to get more insight on the crisis happening around me. The book was entitled "Basic Economics". Though it was describing the basic principles of economics, it sucessfully ruled out and vanquished the Iranian president's claims in the second chapter. Hehe.

[removeduser_426582376423734]

What were you expecting, Iranian aid?

[roy34543]

Hehe. Well the Iranian economy has long been screwed. I guess its hardly surprising theyre enjoying everyone else being screwed around them.
Though since economys typically get a massive boom after any reccession then Iran is hardly going to get the last laugh. especially considering they rely so much on oil which is better they have run out when people can pay a lot for it rather then a little.

[Carentan]

Iran has a strong labour force growth but to actually improve their situation they need more economic growth, as the two aren't meeting up as they should. This result skyrockets the unemployment rate in the country (which is now most likely above 11%). And Iran shouldn't be celebrating this event, many of Iran's biggest partners (i.e. Japan, China, Turkey) will get affected which will in turn affect them.

[Georgy Zhukov]

IrAn PwNzZ AmIrIca aN CHucK NoRrIS !!!!111!!!!!1

[rodne]

Seeing as their economy is overly sanctioned by the rest of the world, I don't think a financial collapse will affect them too harshly, since they are probably very disconnected from international trade.

[Astaroth]

This coming from Iran is just priceless.

If they keep digging their own hole like that, they'll reach the Pacific soon.

"nobody likes us anyway, hey let's talk some more random trash in order to make them hate us even more!!!"