[SV AAR] St. Ambrose is Rolling In His Grave - A Genoese Comedy

**KoS** · September 30, 2008, 03:22 AM

At long last, it's finally here. In June, I posted a poll as to which vanilla faction I should write an AAR with. It tied between Milan and Sicily. Three tiebreaker rounds later, Milan won. Then I saw the light and decided to get Stainless Steel, in which, of course, Genoa replaces Milan. Then I had to get a new computer because the memory on the old one wouldn't hold up, and life in general slowed things even more. But today changes that. For today begins the legendarily rare Genoese AAR!

HOW IT'LL GO DOWN

*I will be using Chivalry II: Sicilian Vespers 3.0, so all credit for that goes to the wonderful people who made that mod.

*High Middle Ages period, Hard / Hard.

*I will use certain cheats, including the addition of fertility traits to ensure the dynasty doesn't die out.

*Updates will come every fifteen turns.

*Updates will be irregular, but I'll try to get them up on a weekly basis.

*This is a COMEDY, so there shall be none of that seriousness crap.

And so, without further ~~ado adu adieu adoo Mountain Dew~~ before this damn intro takes any longer, LET THE AAR BEGIN!

(NOTE: The first update will come within the next day.)

**Arktouros** · October 03, 2008, 07:42 PM

Hah nice, I'll be reading it when it's finished. :grin:

**Plonkdog** · October 03, 2008, 09:50 PM

um... it's the fourth of october. What's happening in Genoa?

**Double A** · October 12, 2008, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by Plonkdog

um... it's the fourth of october. What's happening in Genoa?

Crickets are... cricketing.

**KoS** · October 14, 2008, 04:36 AM

Originally Posted by Double A

Crickets are... cricketing.

My computer's disc drive is broken; I'm on a laptop that could never handle the SS file size. And enough with you and your cricket fetish.

**Musthavename** · October 14, 2008, 04:49 AM

This AAR is a bit like Duke Nukem Forever

**KoS** · October 14, 2008, 05:07 AM

Originally Posted by Musthavename

This AAR is a bit like Duke Nukem Forever

Huh?

**Musthavename** · October 14, 2008, 06:37 AM

Originally Posted by KnightOfSicily

Huh?

It's a game which was announced in the late 1990s. It's still in development with occasional news bits. But it's famous for being a game that will never be released, despite it saying it will.

**KoS** · October 20, 2008, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by Musthavename

It's a game which was announced in the late 1990s. It's still in development with occasional news bits. But it's famous for being a game that will never be released, despite it saying it will.

Ohhh... yeah, I've heard of that...

Anyway, my gaming computer's being fixed atm. I should have it back soon enough and be able to start this thing.