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    Default [SV AAR] St. Ambrose is Rolling In His Grave - A Genoese Comedy

    At long last, it's finally here. In June, I posted a poll as to which vanilla faction I should write an AAR with. It tied between Milan and Sicily. Three tiebreaker rounds later, Milan won. Then I saw the light and decided to get Stainless Steel, in which, of course, Genoa replaces Milan. Then I had to get a new computer because the memory on the old one wouldn't hold up, and life in general slowed things even more. But today changes that. For today begins the legendarily rare Genoese AAR!


    HOW IT'LL GO DOWN


    *I will be using Chivalry II: Sicilian Vespers 3.0, so all credit for that goes to the wonderful people who made that mod.

    *High Middle Ages period, Hard / Hard.

    *I will use certain cheats, including the addition of fertility traits to ensure the dynasty doesn't die out.

    *Updates will come every fifteen turns.

    *Updates will be irregular, but I'll try to get them up on a weekly basis.

    *This is a COMEDY, so there shall be none of that seriousness crap.


    And so, without further ado adu adieu adoo Mountain Dew before this damn intro takes any longer, LET THE AAR BEGIN!

    (NOTE: The first update will come within the next day.)
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    Default Re: [SV AAR] St. Ambrose is Rolling In His Grave - A Genoese Comedy

    Hah nice, I'll be reading it when it's finished. :grin:

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    Default Re: [SV AAR] St. Ambrose is Rolling In His Grave - A Genoese Comedy

    um... it's the fourth of october. What's happening in Genoa?
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    Default Re: [SV AAR] St. Ambrose is Rolling In His Grave - A Genoese Comedy

    Quote Originally Posted by Plonkdog View Post
    um... it's the fourth of october. What's happening in Genoa?
    Crickets are... cricketing.
    Jon had taken Donal and Benjen’s advice to heart: Sam may be fat and pathetic, but he is still a member of the watch, and one of the few black brothers who isn't a rapist or thief. (out of context, this sounds ridiculously racist)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double A View Post
    Crickets are... cricketing.
    My computer's disc drive is broken; I'm on a laptop that could never handle the SS file size. And enough with you and your cricket fetish.
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    Default Re: [SV AAR] St. Ambrose is Rolling In His Grave - A Genoese Comedy

    This AAR is a bit like Duke Nukem Forever
    Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of the day.
    Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Musthavename View Post
    This AAR is a bit like Duke Nukem Forever
    Huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KnightOfSicily View Post
    Huh?
    It's a game which was announced in the late 1990s. It's still in development with occasional news bits. But it's famous for being a game that will never be released, despite it saying it will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Musthavename View Post
    It's a game which was announced in the late 1990s. It's still in development with occasional news bits. But it's famous for being a game that will never be released, despite it saying it will.
    Ohhh... yeah, I've heard of that...

    Anyway, my gaming computer's being fixed atm. I should have it back soon enough and be able to start this thing.
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    Goon on you! Great AAR! Keep it up!



    Oh, wait....

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    Default Re: [SV AAR] St. Ambrose is Rolling In His Grave - A Genoese Comedy

    Why are we talking about Too Human?
    Jon had taken Donal and Benjen’s advice to heart: Sam may be fat and pathetic, but he is still a member of the watch, and one of the few black brothers who isn't a rapist or thief. (out of context, this sounds ridiculously racist)
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