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    Usāmah bin Muḥammad bin `Awaḍ bin Lādin (arabic-سامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن)
    Osama bin Laden (for those who don't want to grow old reading his full name)

    Usāmah bin Muḥammad bin `Awaḍ bin Lādin (Arabic: أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن‎; born 10 March 1957), most often identified as Osama bin Laden or Usama bin Laden, is the founder of the jihadist organization Al-Qaeda.[2] He has been designated as a terrorist by scholars, journalists, analysts and law enforcement agencies. In conjunction with several other Islamic militant leaders, bin Laden issued two fatwa in 1996 and then again in 1998 that Muslims should force the United States and its allies to withdraw their military forces from the Arabian peninsula, by attacking American military and civilian targets.[13][14]

    He has been indicted in United States federal court for his alleged involvement in the 1998 U.S. embassy bombings in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania and Nairobi, Kenya, and is on the US Federal Bureau of Investigation's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list.

    Although bin Laden has not been indicted[15] for the September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States, he has been reported to have orally claimed responsibility for them in the Times of India[16] and in videos released to the public.[17] The attacks involved the hijacking of United Airlines Flight 93, United Airlines Flight 175, American Airlines Flight 11, and American Airlines Flight 77; the subsequent destruction of those planes and the World Trade Center in New York City, New York; severe damage to The Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia;[18] and the deaths of 2,974 people excluding the hijackers.[19]
    Bin Laden believes that the restoration of Sharia law will set things right in the Muslim world, and that all other ideologies—"pan-Arabism, socialism, communism, democracy"—must be opposed.[39] He believes Afghanistan under the rule of Mullah Omar's Taliban was "the only Islamic country" in the Muslim world.[40] Bin Laden has consistently dwelt on the need for jihad to right what he believes are injustices against Muslims perpetrated by the United States and sometimes by other non-Muslim states,[41] the need to eliminate the state of Israel, and the necessity of forcing the US to withdraw from the Middle East. He has also called on Americans to "reject the immoral acts of fornication (and) homosexuality, intoxicants, gambling, and usury," in an October 2002 letter.[42]

    Probably the most controversial part of Bin Laden's ideology is that civilians, including women and children, can be killed in jihad.[43][44] Bin Laden is anti-Jewish, and has delivered warnings against alleged Jewish conspiracies: "These Jews are masters of usury and leaders in treachery. They will leave you nothing, either in this world or the next."[45] Shia have been listed along with "Heretics, ... America and Israel," as the four principal "enemies of Islam" at ideology classes of bin Laden's Al-Qaeda organization.[46]

    As a Wahhabi,[47] bin Laden opposes music on religious grounds,[48] and his attitude towards technology is mixed. He is interested in "earth-moving machinery and genetic engineering of plants", on the one hand, but rejects "chilled water" on the other.[49]
    Water coolers are EVILLLLL

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_bin_Laden (in case this turns you on you can find more here but this is the part that interests me
    However, during this time Iraq invaded Kuwait and Laden met Sultan, Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, and told him not to depend on non-Muslim troops and offered to help defend Saudi Arabia. Bin Laden was rebuffed and publicly denounced Saudi Arabia's dependence on the US military. Bin Laden's criticism of the Saudi monarchy led that government to attempt to silence him.
    (he actually took out 9 ISI operatives when they took out his bodyguard)

    So what do you think about his tactic not him personally you have to admit that he is pretty good at what he does,trained by the CIA,Saudi united some of the biggest terrorist organizations under one banner,some muslims consider him even a hero or Sajuk,but i am interested in what do you think about his tactic
    I samo dotle, do tog kamena,do tog bedema,
    Nogom ces stupit, mozda poganom,drznes li dalje?...Cuces gromove
    Kako tisinu zemlje slobodne...Sa grmljavinom strasnom kidaju;
    Razumeces ih srcem strasljivim...Sta ti sa smelim glasom govore,
    Pa ces o stenja tvrdom kamenu
    Brijane glave teme celavo
    U zanosnome strahu lupati...
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    Čućeš u borbe strašnoj lomljavi:
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    why does he hate water coolers

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    Well his strategy hasn't been half as effective as someone like Lenin... Other then killing a bunch of innocent civilians they haven't taken over any countries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The King Of Peasants View Post
    Well his strategy hasn't been half as effective as someone like Lenin... Other then killing a bunch of innocent civilians they haven't taken over any countries.
    but their beards are funny

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    don't know he was probably attacked by one as kid or something
    I samo dotle, do tog kamena,do tog bedema,
    Nogom ces stupit, mozda poganom,drznes li dalje?...Cuces gromove
    Kako tisinu zemlje slobodne...Sa grmljavinom strasnom kidaju;
    Razumeces ih srcem strasljivim...Sta ti sa smelim glasom govore,
    Pa ces o stenja tvrdom kamenu
    Brijane glave teme celavo
    U zanosnome strahu lupati...
    Al' jedan izraz, jednu misao,
    Čućeš u borbe strašnoj lomljavi:
    "Otadžbina je ovo Srbina!..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by eizo View Post
    don't know he was probably attacked by one as kid or something
    might be, that happened to me once, what are the odds

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    Hmmmm, interesting stuff. Until he actualy and catagoricaly claims responsability for 11/09 (as the rest of the world should know it ;D) I don't think he should be blamed. However he seems very quick to send other young muslims to their deaths for his Jihad, he doesn't seem too keen on strapping some Semtex to his own sorry arse.

    He doen't say what kind of chilled water. Is it in a bottle from a fridge? Is it from an office type thing? Is it from ice? We only know that if this water is below room temperature we are going to hell along with the jews for some reason. Does he also hate heated water?
    Last edited by Calamari; September 22, 2008 at 06:31 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calamari View Post
    Hmmmm, interesting stuff. Until he actualy and catagoricaly claims responsability for 11/09 (as the rest of the world should know it ;D) I don't think he should be blamed. However he seems very quick to send other young muslims to their deaths for his Jihad, he doesn't seem too keen on strapping some Semtex to his own sorry arse.
    well, in all honesty... most of them are expendable..
    but he, he is to terrorism what the vatican is to molesting children...

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    well, in all honesty... most of them are expendable..
    but he, he is to terrorism what the vatican is to molesting children...

    A true hero leads from the front, water coolers not withstanding.
    "Human beings have neither the aural or psycological ability to withstand the power of God's true voice. Your head would cave in and your heart would explode. We went through 5 Adams before we figured that one out." - Metatron

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    ^^
    is that the cookie monster in your avatar? what do you think he thinks about water coolers, and their links with wehabism?

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    As much as they hate us, they still fill our gas tanks.
    But mark me well; Religion is my name;
    An angel once: but now a fury grown,
    Too often talked of, but too little known.

    -Jonathan Swift

    "There's only a few things I'd actually kill for: revenge, jewelry, Father O'Malley's weedwacker..."
    -Bender (Futurama) awesome

    Universal truth is not measured in mass appeal.
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    Well i think the whole think with sending people aka kids with bombs isto show how far he is ready to go and his army in general he simply seas i am ready to send people into their death no mater how much they mean to us (children in islam are preety good thing to have) and the bombers simply show their determination by blowing up (or they just really really like fireworks)

    Da Skinna
    As much as they hate us, they still fill our gas tanks.
    He kinda got into a fight with those who want to do that ...
    I samo dotle, do tog kamena,do tog bedema,
    Nogom ces stupit, mozda poganom,drznes li dalje?...Cuces gromove
    Kako tisinu zemlje slobodne...Sa grmljavinom strasnom kidaju;
    Razumeces ih srcem strasljivim...Sta ti sa smelim glasom govore,
    Pa ces o stenja tvrdom kamenu
    Brijane glave teme celavo
    U zanosnome strahu lupati...
    Al' jedan izraz, jednu misao,
    Čućeš u borbe strašnoj lomljavi:
    "Otadžbina je ovo Srbina!..."

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    He's actually a kinda cool guy, too bad he's a puppet of az-Zawahiri.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serious Spamurai View Post
    He's actually a kinda cool guy, too bad he's a puppet of az-Zawahiri.
    what is az-zawahiri, a milk shake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri Orlov View Post
    ^^
    is that the cookie monster in your avatar? what do you think he thinks about water coolers, and their links with wehabism?
    Its tickle me Emo linkage...

    Anyway, water coolers are a bit wierd, just standing there... chilling... [dramatic music]...
    "Human beings have neither the aural or psycological ability to withstand the power of God's true voice. Your head would cave in and your heart would explode. We went through 5 Adams before we figured that one out." - Metatron

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    Ayman Az-Zawahiri a part of Alkaida who holds the rights on playinh with religion and is a father of bomber doctorine,while recent attack on french forces shows Bin laden way which is much more deadly and his years in the CIA show that preety good
    Last edited by eizo; September 22, 2008 at 07:03 PM.
    I samo dotle, do tog kamena,do tog bedema,
    Nogom ces stupit, mozda poganom,drznes li dalje?...Cuces gromove
    Kako tisinu zemlje slobodne...Sa grmljavinom strasnom kidaju;
    Razumeces ih srcem strasljivim...Sta ti sa smelim glasom govore,
    Pa ces o stenja tvrdom kamenu
    Brijane glave teme celavo
    U zanosnome strahu lupati...
    Al' jedan izraz, jednu misao,
    Čućeš u borbe strašnoj lomljavi:
    "Otadžbina je ovo Srbina!..."

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    Is Imram Zakajev a part of Al-Quida?

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    Either get serious or this thread is closed.

    And dammit he did fill my gas tank!
    But mark me well; Religion is my name;
    An angel once: but now a fury grown,
    Too often talked of, but too little known.

    -Jonathan Swift

    "There's only a few things I'd actually kill for: revenge, jewelry, Father O'Malley's weedwacker..."
    -Bender (Futurama) awesome

    Universal truth is not measured in mass appeal.
    -Immortal Technique

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    Until he actualy and catagoricaly claims responsability for 11/09 (as the rest of the world should know it ;D) I don't think he should be blamed.
    Hmm.

    Interesting logic. Don't hold someone responsible for something until they admit to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justice and Mercy View Post
    Hmm.

    Interesting logic. Don't hold someone responsible for something until they admit to it.
    Not quite what I was trying to say. Thing is terrorists admit to the attacks they do because that is what gives them their power. The more infamous a group is the better it can spread its message. The fact that Bin Laden hasn't claimed 11/09 (which is probably the biggest terrorist attack in a long time). That said, if he wont admit it for whatever reason then proof of his involvment is nessassary. Innocent till proven guilty, even for terrorists (of course he is guilty of a lot of other stuff).
    "Human beings have neither the aural or psycological ability to withstand the power of God's true voice. Your head would cave in and your heart would explode. We went through 5 Adams before we figured that one out." - Metatron

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