Favorite Darkage faction

[Jaketh]

As it seems the majority of players play the dark age i have created a poll to see what faction you like to kickass most with

[SicilianVespers]

The Northern Italian faction is the Kingdom of Italy (Regnum Italicum), and they have my vote

[Jaketh]

vote for the danes u fools, they are the best

[Emperor Basil]

It's all about the Byzantines. It's always all about the Byzantines.

[Blakdust]

^^ not in the Ren era its not

[Obilic]

Serbia of course!!

[Jaketh]

you fools and your saxons and byzantines, the danes will DESTROY YOU ALL!!!

[xzyx]

DENMARK FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Viking forever...

[Grimmy]

Of course I play as the Saxons. Gotta get an early jump on teaching the furrin devels proper English, doncha know.

[viskarenvisla]

Oh yeah?! Well we JEWS aim to change history with the Khazars! Once our inexplicably acquired hordes of armored Turkic horse-riding Jews thunder across Poland you will ALL get bar-mitzvahs, and then, circumcision!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!

[Jaketh]

LOL

[Grimmy]

Oh yeah?! Well we JEWS aim to change history with the Khazars! Once our inexplicably acquired hordes of armored Turkic horse-riding Jews thunder across Poland you will ALL get bar-mitzvahs, and then, circumcision!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!

But I dont wanna be circumvented. Gonna tell my soldiers that there's furrin devels what wanna chop their willies so they better not lose.

[Jaketh]

and then my Danes come out of nowhere weilding rather large posion laced axes and chop both your armies into pulp

[Grimmy]

JakethX:

Yeah, right. Like my English soldiers wont fight like monsters to avoid having to learn Dutch.
And thank you.
Before, all I had to motivate my soldiers was the threat of having to learn French and a chopped willie. Now I can motivate them even more with the threat of lutefisk.

[Jaketh]

Dutch???? there Danes not Dutchmen

[Grimmy]

Furrin devels from over that way (waves hand toward the east). Not my fault they all look alike. My soldiers will kill em up good regardless of what they call themselves.

[Jaketh]

lol

[Jacobus Rex]

It won't let me vote in the poll for some reason, but Anglo-Saxons FTW! Already liberated Jerusalem with my Saxon Crusaders! Gotta love Dark Age Crusades!

[Grimmy]

Well, the only reason it was the Dark Age was because of the discovery of anti-light torches.

Oh, and along with this silly bump, I am happy to announce that my glorious soldiers of the mighty mighty Saxon rangers have eradicated the lutefisk threat, and also properly punished the Scots for that whole oats and sheep guts thing.

The invincible army of England! Teaching the world proper lingo, one sacked city at a time. And bringing forth fish and chips to deprived furriners.

[Jacobus Rex]

Grimmy, you canna beat Haggis! I may play as a Saxons, but my Scottish blood still appeals to me! I've declared Haggis the official food of all Anglo-Saxon holidays!