Funny Little Things

**Sir Stevenus The Deadly** · September 20, 2008, 02:56 AM

TURN 2 :p
Post what funny things have happened to you, you don't have to post a screenshot you can just say it.

**eggthief** · September 20, 2008, 03:08 AM

thats not funny at all.

**Dead Sun** · September 20, 2008, 05:14 AM

now if your king died, that would be funnier...

**zligor** · September 20, 2008, 05:57 AM

You find death of a cardinal funny!?

It is sad thing, not funny. Funny is, let`s see... When all your relations with all catholic factions changes from good to abysmal in a single turn. Or when AI embark all scottish family members on single (badly damaged) ship and sends them across entire map so that you could sink them easily. Things like that?...

**Sir Stevenus The Deadly** · September 20, 2008, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by zligor

You find death of a cardinal funny!?

It is sad thing, not funny. Funny is, let`s see... When all your relations with all catholic factions changes from good to abysmal in a single turn. Or when AI embark all scottish family members on single (badly damaged) ship and sends them across entire map so that you could sink them easily. Things like that?...

Not that just someone important hasn't died in my 2nd turn.

**zligor** · September 20, 2008, 08:24 AM

Well... That happens quite often. I remember in crusades campaign that venetian doge leading the crusades to Constantinople appears on the map and dies next turn; or norwegian king in brittania campaign who also dies as soon as he appears. In almost all my campaigns on vanilla scotish cardinal died in first few turns.

**saishuu** · September 20, 2008, 12:38 PM

I like the way the game makes it sound like his death isn't the tragedy but the fact that now they are understaffed...

**Double A** · September 20, 2008, 06:08 PM

yeah, it is kinda funny.

and besides, he's france, so obously he's gonna be in trouble with the other Catholics anyway, so thats one less Cardinal to kill.

**MedievalDragoon** · October 05, 2008, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by Double A

yeah, it is kinda funny.

and besides, he's france, so obously he's gonna be in trouble with the other Catholics anyway, so thats one less Cardinal to kill.

i agree!

**mozdol** · October 06, 2008, 02:11 AM

Actually, in vanilla, I remember maybe 9 times out of 10 a couple of turns in the Scottish cardinal McNabb (or McBride, or whatever. I know there's a Mc) would die.

**KoS** · October 13, 2008, 06:59 PM

Funny little things?

When you conquer just about the entire western Mediterranean over the course of four crusades, hand them all over to the Papal States, and your relations with the incumbent pope become Abysmal.

As Mel Brooks said, tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into a sewer and die.