Last edited by zligor; September 14, 2008 at 07:48 PM.
TAOISM - **** happens.
HARE KRISHNA - **** happens rama rama ding ding.
HINDUISM - This **** happened before.
ISLAM - If **** happens take a hostage.
BUDDHISM - When **** happens, is it really ****?
ADVENTIST - **** happens on Saturdays.
PROTESTANTISM - **** won't happen if I work harder.
CATHOLICISM - If **** happens, I deserve it.
ORTHODOX - Happening of a **** was a conspiracy
JUDAISM - Why does this **** always happen to ME?
RASTAFARIANISM - Let's smoke this ****