Kim Jong Ill May Have Paralysis of Brain From Stroke

[Tiberius Tosi]

SEOUL, South Korea — North Korea's Kim Jong Il had brain surgery after a stroke last month and could have partial paralysis on one side, media reports said Thursday, after the South Korean government said the communist leader remained in control of his country.
Foreign doctors, possibly from China and France, performed the operation after Kim, 66, collapsed about Aug. 15, the newspapers Dong-a Ilbo and JoongAng Ilbo reported, citing unidentified government officials.
Kim's condition has improved and he is not suffering from slurred speech, a disability often associated with a stroke, the reports said.

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[Nikos]

NOOOOO!! Not dear leader! How could a divine being have a stroke!?!!?!?!

[Heinz Guderian]

freaking French doctors. Medicine sans frontier my ass.

[shadyrome]

Maybe this will reunite N and south korean ?

[Heinz Guderian]

Maybe this will reunite N and south korean ?

Its about time the South surrendered. The North have cooler uniforms.

[Carach]

Its about time the South surrendered. The North have cooler uniforms.

dude have u seen the SK's on the border with their ubercool sunglasses - like something out of topgun.

but no. the 2 wont unite just because the guy's had a stroke. theres more factors involved.

[Heinz Guderian]

dude have u seen the SK's on the border with their ubercool sunglasses - like something out of topgun.

you're right. Ray-Bans do own muchly.

[Medicus]

Maybe this will reunite N and south korean ?

Possibly, but it'd have the effect of making the entire Korean Peninsula a third-world nation rather than only half of it.

I really don't see a problem with this. I mean, NK's scientists will just download his consciousness into a computer, right?

[Chaigidel]

50 years of cognac and whores will do this to you.

[Gobmech]

Hold on - we're not supposed to be sad, right?

Yay!

[Big War Bird]

Good thing he has government healthcare!

[Hookah Smoking Caterpiller]

Good thing he has government healthcare!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL becuse the NK healthcare system and the NHS are the same

[the_mango55]

I thought he had been dead for 5 years?

That's what the Japanese tell us anyway.

[Sidmen]

I really don't see a problem with this. I mean, NK's scientists will just download his consciousness into a computer, right?

Hes been a clone for the past 10 years anyway, why not just make another?

Possibly, but it'd have the effect of making the entire Korean Peninsula a third-world nation rather than only half of it.

One third world country plus one first world country combining makes a second world country (think argentina or brasil)

[Oklop]

Imperialist propaganda, the Dearest Leader can not die you evil capitalists!!! He just decided that His superior brain must have some rest and think of another great victory.

Also if his hart decides not to beat for a while it is only because his superior organism decided to rest the hart a bit jk.

I really hope that the people of NK will finally get some sort of normal life, like eating every day. Of course it may be a "bit" of a shock not having to sing praises to Kim every day.

[Mithie]

Uh... you know his son, Kim Jong Chui, is worse than he is, right?

And if Kim Jong Il goes, guess who's next in line for the uh... much coveted position of glorious leader?

[Medicus]

Uh... you know his son, Kim Jong Chui, is worse than he is, right?

And if Kim Jong Il goes, guess who's next in line for the uh... much coveted position of glorious leader?

I thought Chui had renounced his claim to the "throne"...:hmmm:

I can't believe the official site for the DPRK has a freakin' forum. What the hell?

[attilavolciak07]

Well, he has enough strength to brush his teeth, breaking news that was. Now when he meets with China to talk about friendly, peace loving missiles he can smile with no shame.

[Kratos]

Anyone knows which of his sons will take over after him?

[Mithie]

Anyone knows which of his sons will take over after him?

Kim Jong Chui, most likely.