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    Oglethorpe1983's Avatar Decanus
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    Default Who am I ????

    I am under 45 yrs old
    I have a large family with many kids
    I love the outdoors
    I like to hunt, fish, and camp
    I am a Republican
    I was known to shake thing up even in my own party
    I only had two years as governor before I ran as the VP on the republican ticket

    Who am I ??


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    I am Theodore Roosevelt...the 26th President of the United States...and one of the greatest men to ever hold the office...if you dont believe me...go check out that mountian in South Dakota...you'll fine me next to Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson.

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    I am 50 years old
    My parents were killed in a mugging outside a theater
    I love splunking and sky diving
    I like to drive fast, run around at night, and throw stuff at people
    I am apolitical.
    I was known to throw people in jail, especially in my own city
    I only had two years of training in Tibet before I started my career

    Who am I ??

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    I'm the goddamn batman. And if you don't believe me, come to Gotham City and rob a bank. Go on, punk. Give it your best shot.


    Edit: wait a minute, what's this doing in the Mudpit? I thought I was surfing TD.
    Last edited by Mithie; September 10, 2008 at 02:08 PM.

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    Who am I?

    I am considered more liberal than my predecessor,
    I am a devoted fan of hard rock
    I use the I-Phone even though it isn't licensed in my country
    I am 42 and I was born in a Communist country.
    This is my signature,


    Who am I?
    No spoiler this time, you have to guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by attilavolciak07 View Post
    Who am I?

    I am considered more liberal than my predecessor,
    I am a devoted fan of hard rock
    I use the I-Phone even though it isn't licensed in my country
    I am 42 and I was born in a Communist country.
    This is my signature,


    Who am I?
    No spoiler this time, you have to guess.
    Meddy likes hard rock?

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    Bleda's Avatar Domesticus
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    Both of those are funny as hell. good work gents


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    Too easy. Medvedev. It was the signature that gave it away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithie View Post
    Too easy. Medvedev. It was the signature that gave it away.


    Correct!

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    Dude is Medvedev flashing the horns?

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    Bleda's Avatar Domesticus
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    Gorbachev?? He knew how to rock


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    Hey I got one.

    I'm Muslim.
    My middle name is Hussein.
    My best friend hates white people, and so do I.
    I have no experience what so ever in politics.
    I love Iran, the KKK, and white nationalism.
    I hate babies and encourage homosexuality.
    I worship Tzeentch on the side.

    Who am I?

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    OBAMA! CHANGE FOR THE CHANGE GOD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithie View Post
    Hey I got one.

    I'm Muslim.
    My middle name is Hussein.
    My best friend hates white people, and so do I.
    I have no experience what so ever in politics.
    I love Iran, the KKK, and white nationalism.
    I hate babies and encourage homosexuality.
    I worship Tzeentch on the side.

    Who am I?

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    OBAMA! CHANGE FOR THE CHANGE GOD!
    Most apt, Mithie, most apt.
    But mark me well; Religion is my name;
    An angel once: but now a fury grown,
    Too often talked of, but too little known.

    -Jonathan Swift

    "There's only a few things I'd actually kill for: revenge, jewelry, Father O'Malley's weedwacker..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithie View Post
    Hey I got one.

    I'm Muslim.
    My middle name is Hussein.
    My best friend hates white people, and so do I.
    I have no experience what so ever in politics.
    I love Iran, the KKK, and white nationalism.
    I hate babies and encourage homosexuality.
    I worship Tzeentch on the side.

    Who am I?

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    OBAMA! CHANGE FOR THE CHANGE GOD!
    Damn I knew it he was worshipping Tzeentch on the side.

    He was supposed to worship Khorne.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    George W Bush worships Khorne
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    A wizard and a bloodshot floating eye attempt to begin an age of industry and progress and to rescue the oppressed minority of the goblins/orcs/trolls from the racist human/elf alliance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithie View Post
    Hey I got one.

    I'm Muslim.
    My middle name is Hussein.
    My best friend hates white people, and so do I.
    I have no experience what so ever in politics.
    I love Iran, the KKK, and white nationalism.
    I hate babies and encourage homosexuality.
    I worship Tzeentch on the side.

    Who am I?

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    OBAMA! CHANGE FOR THE CHANGE GOD!

    Too far, too far...
    Forget the Cod this man needs a Sturgeon!

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    I'm a vegeterian
    I wanted to become an artist
    I love animals
    I have an emo haircut
    Once I was temporarily blinded
    I wrote a book, while serving a prison sentence
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    Last edited by Heathen Hammer; September 10, 2008 at 04:05 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HailThor View Post
    I'm a vegeterian
    I wanted to become an artist
    I love animals
    I have an emo haircut
    Once I was temporarily blinded
    I wrote a book, while serving a prison sentence
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    Adolf Hitler

    edit:
    I didn't look at the spoiler, but vegetarian and artist and the prison gives it away, anyone who has read about him.

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    Really he was a vegetarian?

    No wonder he was an angry pussy who had to take it out on the world...
    But mark me well; Religion is my name;
    An angel once: but now a fury grown,
    Too often talked of, but too little known.

    -Jonathan Swift

    "There's only a few things I'd actually kill for: revenge, jewelry, Father O'Malley's weedwacker..."
    -Bender (Futurama) awesome

    Universal truth is not measured in mass appeal.
    -Immortal Technique

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Skinna View Post
    Really he was a vegetarian?

    No wonder he was an angry pussy who had to take it out on the world...
    Yes he was really strange... he wouldnt kill a cow but he killed millions of people... something wasnt quite right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oglethorpe1983 View Post
    I am under 45 yrs old
    I have a large family with many kids
    I love the outdoors
    I like to hunt, fish, and camp
    I am a Republican
    I was known to shake thing up even in my own party
    I only had two years as governor before I ran as the VP on the republican ticket

    Who am I ??


    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    I am Theodore Roosevelt...the 26th President of the United States...and one of the greatest men to ever hold the office...if you dont believe me...go check out that mountian in South Dakota...you'll fine me next to Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson.
    Theodore Roosevelt was horrible.
    The powers delegated by the proposed Constitution to the federal government are few and defined. Those which are to remain in the State governments are numerous and indefinite. The former will be exercised principally on external objects, as war, peace, negotiation, and foreign commerce; with which last the power of taxation will, for the most part, be connected. The powers reserved to the several States will extend to all the objects which, in the ordinary course of affairs, concern the lives, liberties, and properties of the people, and the internal order, improvement, and prosperity of the State. - James Madison

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    Yeah, the Theodore Roosevelt one got me. I was thinking Palin, although it seemed too obvious-and she's only 44. And he was a good president. See: national parks.

    And isn't Batman younger than 50?

    All in all, pretty good.

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