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    Putin Saves TV Crew From Siberian Tiger

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    MOSCOW (Sept. 1) -- Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was feted by Russian media on Sunday for saving a television crew from an attack by a Siberian tiger in the wilds of the Far East.
    Putin, taking a break from lambasting the West over Georgia, apparently saved the crew while on a trip to a national park to see how researchers monitor the tigers in the wild.
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    Alexei Druzhinin, RIA-Novosti / AP


    The Russian media is hailing Prime Minister Vladimir Putin for saving a television crew from an attack by a Siberian tiger. The tiger lunged at the crew during a visit Sunday to a reserve in Russia's Far East. Putin shot it with a tranquilizer gun. Here, Putin locks a collar with a satellite tracker onto the tiger.
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    Just as Putin was arriving with a group of wildlife specialists to see a trapped Amur tiger, it escaped and ran towards a nearby camera crew, the country's main television station said. Putin quickly shot the beast and sedated it with a tranquilizer gun.
    "Vladimir Putin not only managed to see the giant predator up close but also saved our television crew too," a presenter on Rossiya television said at the start of the main evening news.
    The 55-year-old former KGB spy, who cultivated a macho image during his eight years as the Kremlin chief, was shown striding through the taiga in camouflage and desert boots before grappling with the feline foe.
    He helped measure the Amur tiger's incisors before placing a satellite transmitter around the neck of the beast, which can weigh up to 1,000 lb and measure around ten feet from nose to the tip of the tail.
    The Amur tiger, the world's biggest wild cat, has recently pounced back from the brink of extinction to hit its highest population level for at least 100 years, the WWF said last year.
    Putin thanked Western researchers for being involved in programs to save the Amur tigers.
    "First of all, we must thank our colleagues, Americans, European colleagues for being involved with this during a difficult time for Russia when no-one was paying any attention to this," Putin said.
    Putin last year made it into glossy magazines across the world by donning combat trousers and baring his muscular torso for photographers while on a fishing trip in the Yenisei river.
    Sensitive to a growing environmental movement in Russia, Putin as president redrew a planned oil pipeline route to avoid Lake Baikal and scrapped plans for an Olympic village near Sochi that could have damaged local flora and fauna.

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    Ahahaha

    This story is such BS.
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    *cugh* propaganda *cugh*
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    See comrades? The glorious leader is not only a tamer of small ex-soviet republics, but also of the wild.
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    There is already a thread like this. Closed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie View Post
    There is already a thread like this. Closed.
    I think it's still open actually.


    But anyway, Either this was entirely fabricated, or it was staged to allow the tiger to escape.
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    Theres already a thread about it in the TD.
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    Staged, it clearly is, though entirely unimpressive whether it was or not. Hes KGB, he should be expected to know how to shoot a damn gun. Woopdy freakin doo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berdiche Knyaz View Post
    Sensitive to a growing environmental movement in Russia


    scrapped plans for an Olympic village near Sochi that could have damaged local flora and fauna.

    He probably realised that,after his recent adventure in Georgia, there is no chance in hell the 2014 winter olympics would be held in Sochi

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    Putin is cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berdiche Knyaz View Post
    Putin Saves TV Crew From Siberian Tiger

    Reuters
    <DIV class=articleTpCnt>posted: 13 MINUTES AGO
    comments: 278
    filed under: Animal News, World News

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    MOSCOW (Sept. 1) -- Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was feted by Russian media on Sunday for saving a television crew from an attack by a Siberian tiger in the wilds of the Far East.
    Putin, taking a break from lambasting the West over Georgia, apparently saved the crew while on a trip to a national park to see how researchers monitor the tigers in the wild.
    Vladimir Putin, Macho Man

    Alexei Druzhinin, RIA-Novosti / AP


    The Russian media is hailing Prime Minister Vladimir Putin for saving a television crew from an attack by a Siberian tiger. The tiger lunged at the crew during a visit Sunday to a reserve in Russia's Far East. Putin shot it with a tranquilizer gun. Here, Putin locks a collar with a satellite tracker onto the tiger.
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    Just as Putin was arriving with a group of wildlife specialists to see a trapped Amur tiger, it escaped and ran towards a nearby camera crew, the country's main television station said. Putin quickly shot the beast and sedated it with a tranquilizer gun.
    "Vladimir Putin not only managed to see the giant predator up close but also saved our television crew too," a presenter on Rossiya television said at the start of the main evening news.
    The 55-year-old former KGB spy, who cultivated a macho image during his eight years as the Kremlin chief, was shown striding through the taiga in camouflage and desert boots before grappling with the feline foe.
    He helped measure the Amur tiger's incisors before placing a satellite transmitter around the neck of the beast, which can weigh up to 1,000 lb and measure around ten feet from nose to the tip of the tail.
    The Amur tiger, the world's biggest wild cat, has recently pounced back from the brink of extinction to hit its highest population level for at least 100 years, the WWF said last year.
    Putin thanked Western researchers for being involved in programs to save the Amur tigers.
    "First of all, we must thank our colleagues, Americans, European colleagues for being involved with this during a difficult time for Russia when no-one was paying any attention to this," Putin said.
    Putin last year made it into glossy magazines across the world by donning combat trousers and baring his muscular torso for photographers while on a fishing trip in the Yenisei river.
    Sensitive to a growing environmental movement in Russia, Putin as president redrew a planned oil pipeline route to avoid Lake Baikal and scrapped plans for an Olympic village near Sochi that could have damaged local flora and fauna.
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    Nah, he just did it so he could eat the cameraman himself! Putin eats humans alive! (When he's short on babies)
    He did it because he's so evil that he's jealous of others hurting others near him!
    He did it because he wants Russia to conquer the world! You may not see how this is related to world domination but he clearly has a plan! After all, everything this evil creature does is either to cause pain to other humans or help him achieve world domination!


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    This has to be set up, no?

    Can any Russians vouch for this? This makes our political campaign look normal in comparison.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryfunk View Post
    This has to be set up, no?

    Can any Russians vouch for this? This makes our political campaign look normal in comparison.
    IDK, Bush does claim to be a cowboy which includes the awesome manly things such as bull riding, tieing up cattle from horseback, and being a lone gun for hire, or simply knowing how to ride a horse... which he doesn't.
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    I'll tell you this much -- clearly there's only one American leader capable of standing up to tiger-killer Putin.




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    Putin: stand aside I Vladimir Putin will deal with the foul beast! *Putin pulls out his tiny tranquilizer gun*
    Palin: *looks in amazement* That's not a gun *fires a full magazine at the tiger*....that's a gun. *cue hot milf blowing the tip of the rifle*

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    I believe the correct term is VPILF.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryfunk View Post
    I believe the correct term is VPILF.
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    <3 Bullocks... Especially of this caliber... So hilarious!

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    I'm surprised Reuters posted this as news, what is their source Pravda?
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