You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
This is thread is for Kngdoms only!
Couple things to start off
When you cover yourselves in mud and throw hornet's nests to people you hate (not guilty)
When you think that 13 colonies was founded in Centrol/South America and you use your Americas game to prove it
When you just join army to try flamethrowers
When you think William Wallace comes when Scots needs help
Sometimes both sides are wrong. Unfortunately most people do not understand this and argue endlessly.
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
When you call Israel the Kingdom of Jerusalem.
Foederatus
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
when u capture a chicken and take its wings,paint them black n white add them to a helmet grab a stick and run up and down in the house yelling charge
Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.
Comes Rei Militaris
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
When your computer crashes... and you realize you're playing 22 hours. Happened to me yesterday. I woke up an hour ago.
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Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
You suddenly realise that it's not real after all, and your not an immortal king that has different names throughout history. Thats a real bugger, some of my wives where really hot
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Semisalis
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
When your son is sick and invade your neighbours house in Cuahchiqueh outfit. Then build an altar and start sacrificing your neighbours children on the altar hoping the sungod will accept your sacrifice and heal your son.
He who wishes to command must know what it's like to obey.
Tiro
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
When you get a flamethrower and ask for greek nationality and start burning the Turks
More GG, More skill
Civitate
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
When you consider the Spanish to be undefeatable due to having an island.
Protector Domesticus
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
oh so we're getting kingdoms specific now?
when you wonder why the kingdoms cities aren't in the original MII
when you try to "purge" your neighborhood of heathens
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Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
When you have to post here.
Domesticus
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person man
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
Hey! You stole that from me in the one for the Grand Campaign!
OK, I have one though: When you look at a modern-day map and wonder why Denmark doesn't control all of Scandinavia.
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Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
I thought it was quite humorous, dry but funny.
Tiro
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
When you resist peeing just to go another turn
EYE-PATCH FETISH
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When the last time you envision a sterotypical Knight was some Chivalric Knight in all blue and shiny armour. Now you just want to look like a Ritterbruder with a rusty/bloody armour.
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Laetus
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
When you think that all people south of the Apache Nation go to war in their pajamas.
Civis
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
when you can't stop thinking about how your going to conquer the middle east with the byzantine empire. (guilty)
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Laetus
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
Lol, same here xD
Praeses
Re: You know you play too much Kingdoms when....
When you think lithuanians have had machine guns ever since they turned christian.
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