You know when you're addicted to TWC when...

[Roman Clone]

...You post this thread.

I think we all know this game, so get creative. (If not, post conditions of what it would be like to be addicted to TWC.) Try to avoid going off-topic, or that spells an immediate lock.

You know when you get addicted to TWC when...

You check your Public Profile more than your facebook/myspace.
You stop eating and live off the spam from the Thema Devia.
When you start acknowledging the existence of God from Simetrical's posts.

Hopefully yours will actually be funny.

[Zodiac]

When your nervous twitching goes away when you log into TWC.

[Thanatos]

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You know when you get addicted to TWC when...

You check your Public Profile more than your facebook/myspace.

Sigh...

[Noremac]

You come here instead of using a real drug.
You crap your pants because you forget to use the bathroom.
You use the TWC as porn.

Hope it helped.

[Otsman]

You come here instead of using a real drug.
You crap your pants because you forget to use the bathroom.
You use the TWC as porn.

Hope it helped.

this site is boring as hell when high, trust me, i've been there

and this is where i go AFTER porn

[Thanatos]

this site is boring as hell when high, trust me, i've been there

and this is where i go AFTER porn

I didn't need to know that...

[Zodiac]

I didn't need to know that...

I'm with you on that one...

[Broken Lance]

when you log on to political mudpit every 6 minutes

[Roman Clone]

I didn't need to know that...

You know when you're addicted when you rid porn from your life because the ToS forbids it.

[Thanatos]

You know when you're addicted when you rid porn from your life because the ToS forbids it.

Are you saying you've done that?

[Zodiac]

You know you're Addicted to TWC when you know the Mods are distracted and use the moment to spam the crap out of a thread.

Also I forgot to mention...
1,000th POST

[Roman Clone]

this site is boring as hell when high, trust me, i've been there

and this is where i go AFTER porn

You know when you are addicted when you want to bash someone like this.

You know when you're addicted when you can predict a thread's closing.

You know when you're addicted when you claim the moderators are the abusive parents you never had.

[S.P.Q.R. Praetorian]

When you have dreams of TWC.
When you feel like bashing Sim for no reason at all.
When you feel you just need to insult all the other members.
When you just can't seem to stop using the surprise smiley.


Damnit! I am guilty of all four counts!

[Noremac]

When you call your boss at work Sim.

[Thanatos]

When you have dreams of TWC.

This happened once, a year ago, I believe. I dreamed I was just surfing TWC. And then I woke up.


And then I went and surfed some more on TWC.

[S.P.Q.R. Praetorian]

This happened once, a year ago, I believe. I dreamed I was just surfing TWC. And then I woke up.


And then I went and surfed some more on TWC.

[Lord Anubis]

When you just can't seem to stop using the surprise smiley.


Damnit! I am guilty of all four counts!

I don't use the smile that much iI'm quite capable of controlling my es.
Oh wait.....

Sigh......

Oh, and another way to know if your addicted is if you get excited when someone posts in your profile.

[Noremac]

I don't use the smile that much iI'm quite capable of controlling my es.
Oh wait.....

Sigh......

When you try to use smilies in real life.

Hospital "Your mother died."
You ""

[Wheelchair]

When you say

"Sigh"

and "Sadface"

or... COLON SURPRISE COLON

EDIT: And when you have 15'000+ posts *COUGHTHANATOSCOUGH*

EDIT2:

TWC is my homepage.....

What a great idea o_O

EDIT3: You know your addicted when you edit 3 times.

[man]

You come here instead of using a real drug.
You crap your pants because you forget to use the bathroom.
You use the TWC as porn.:O-u can :O:O:O

Hope it helped.