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  1. August 22, 2008, 01:20 AM #1
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    Default Putin is actually a French Plant

    Exploding on the ex intelligence blogs is the revelation that Putin has been working with France with the eventual goal of dividing Europe into a French ruled EU and a Russia strong enough to tackle china and india.

    Putin, in his tweens, apparently slept with an undercover French agent codenamed Banshee, who turned him. At this point it is believed that Putin and France are now equal partners.

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  2. August 22, 2008, 01:25 AM #2
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    Sauce, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximiIian View Post
    Sauce, please.
    Do you want Ketchup or Barbecue?

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    I think I just pooed a little.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erebus26 View Post
    Do you want Ketchup or Barbecue?
    Dijon Mustard, please.
    Sigh...
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    Is Putin deciduous or coniferous??

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    +rep for this post, simply because it is about time someone posted a nonsense conspiracy post that didnt involve the US or James Bond like villainous actions of Bush admin.
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    The Bushes may also be plants, Texas Tumbleweeds or something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by christof139 View Post
    The Bushes may also be plants, Texas Tumbleweeds or something like that.

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    YES, the ingenious French plan has surfaced!
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    Yay, lets applaud bollocks spam!
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  12. August 22, 2008, 04:52 AM #12
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    Default Re: Putin is actually a French Plant

    An even more pressing issue...

    Was the french agent :

    1. a man ?

    2. a woman ?

    3. or Sarkozy ?

    please God let the answer be 1. so I can throw this verified and un-biased reliable information you just provided in .Czar's face...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew87 View Post
    An even more pressing issue...

    Was the french agent :

    1. a man ?

    2. a woman ?

    3. or Sarkozy ?

    please God let the answer be 1. so I can throw this verified and un-biased reliable information you just provided in .Czar's face...
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    Wow, Putin really was a kinky boy wasn't he?
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    I knew it.
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    Spam post I'm pretty sure this is just a joke.
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    Just because its nonsensical, without evidence, and totally fabricated doesn't make it untrue!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big War Bird View Post
    Just because its nonsensical, without evidence, and totally fabricated doesn't make it untrue!
    Exactly what I feel about the bible.
    Sigh...
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    I hope MGM is listening, because this makes for a pretty awesome James Bond movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithie View Post
    I hope MGM is listening, because this makes for a pretty awesome James Bond movie.
    Or a sequel to brokeback mountain if the agent turns out to be a man...
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