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    Default Glitter-you could not make this up.

    If this article is correct, government policy-making in Britain is in terminal decline.


    Whilst the government was busy devising some soundbites, timed for the expected arrival of a notorious convicted pedophile from a foreign jail, according to the Standard, some idiot gave the man a full passport, instead of a letter of transit. He now enjoys free movement and liberty in Hong Kong instead of a lifetime of restrictions and surveillance in the UK.

    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standa...ong/article.do

    For once, this dog is lost for words.
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    Default Re: Glitter-you could not make this up.

    Can't they just pull an Israel and just go catch him secretly?

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    If there was ever an appropriate situation deserving a real life facepalm.jpg...

    ...you're looking at it.

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    Default Re: Glitter-you could not make this up.

    He's the one who wrote that "Rock and Roll Part 2" song that I have to hear every time I go to a sporting event right?

    STRING HIM UP!!!

    Oh, he's a pedophile too you say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thanatos View Post
    Can't they just pull an Israel and just go catch him secretly?
    Mrs Mongrel thinks along these lines but I suppose the two wrongs principle applies, even for bald nonces. I have heard it suggested that New Labour politicians should be willing to volunteer to fly to Hong Kong and use their kids as bait, again the two wrongs principle applies. Damn, I sound like Adam West's Batman.

    Quote Originally Posted by the_mango55 View Post
    He's the one who wrote that "Rock and Roll Part 2" song that I have to hear every time I go to a sporting event right?

    STRING HIM UP!!!

    Oh, he's a pedophile too you say?
    Indeed, convicted in the UK and abroad.
    Little girls should not to aspire to be in his gang.
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    Default Re: Glitter-you could not make this up.

    Quote Originally Posted by mongrel View Post


    Indeed, convicted in the UK and abroad.
    Little girls should not to aspire to be in his gang.
    i got your joke. was good. rep.




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    Default Re: Glitter-you could not make this up.

    How is it wrong to get him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thanatos View Post
    How is it wrong to get him?
    Unfortunately, I am sworn to uphold the UK laws so I cannot publicly indulge myself with thoughts of any ways of nailing him illegally. But as for the rest of you, who are no doubt not bound by such obligations, feel free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mongrel View Post
    Unfortunately, I am sworn to uphold the UK laws so I cannot publicly indulge myself with thoughts of any ways of nailing him illegally. But as for the rest of you, who are no doubt not bound by such obligations, feel free.
    What, you guys don't have black ops?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thanatos View Post
    What, you guys don't have black ops?
    He would have to convert to Islam first. He wouldn't would he?

    edit - Interestingly he is under Chinese jurisdiction. I presume if he re-offended again, the Chinese may punish him rather more severely than experienced to date. Repeat offenders in China tend to get shot.

    Does anyone know if Hong Kong criminal laws differ from Mainland China?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mongrel View Post
    He would have to convert to Islam first. He wouldn't would he?
    Nope. You can just nab him.

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    How did he dodge the firing squad anyways?

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    I thought he was in Thailand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Modern Life is Rubbish View Post
    I thought he was in Thailand...
    He flew to Hong Kong, but the Chinese have refused him entry, he'll just have to keep shuttling around Asia until someone accepts him. The Chinese should put him on a plane to Burma.

    I read somewhere that he's enjoying all the flying, as the inflight film is "High School Musical". Either way, he's racking up the air miles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorkshireman View Post
    I read somewhere that he's enjoying all the flying, as the inflight film is "High School Musical". Either way, he's racking up the air miles.
    Oh I am certain that he is enjoying watching that film
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    Default Re: Glitter-you could not make this up.

    Im not surprised Gary Glitter does'nt want to return to the UK. If I was a pedophile, I would'nt want to return to all these fat kids either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorkshireman View Post
    Im not surprised Gary Glitter does'nt want to return to the UK. If I was a pedophile, I would'nt want to return to all these fat kids either.
    I must point out to my esteemed colleague in the North, that fat kids are indeed easier to catch.

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    Default Re: Glitter-you could not make this up.

    If this article is correct, government policy-making in Britain is in terminal decline.


    Whilst the government was busy devising some soundbites, timed for the expected arrival of a notorious convicted pedophile from a foreign jail, according to the Standard, some idiot gave the man a full passport, instead of a letter of transit. He now enjoys free movement and liberty in Hong Kong instead of a lifetime of restrictions and surveillance in the UK.

    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standa...ong/article.do

    For once, this dog is lost for words.
    That is so unimaginably retarded that I have no clue where to begin...

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    Well we could put him on a plane to Iran, don't they stone rapists there?
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    Default Re: Glitter-you could not make this up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiljan Arslan View Post
    Well we could put him on a plane to Iran, don't they stone rapists there?
    Only if 2 islamic males saw the attack take place.... or was that Pakistan.

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