Civis
I bear witness to the Light of Truth: Worship He who is both King and Kong!!
Brothers,
Why do you seek to profit from the world? Why do you bicker over petty doctrinal and philosophical abstracts? Why must we continuously debate over the existence of Richard Dawkins?
I am not the Light, I only bear witness to the Light. There is one who has come who is far greater than I, the peel of whose banana I am not worthy to pull.
You must worship the Almighty King Kong~!!
Dwell in the holy forums, and seek ye the Kingdom of Kong.
--Father Illuminati
Last edited by illuminati2025; August 16, 2008 at 01:06 PM.
I bear witness that there is no God but Kong
I bear witness that Selenius is the Moderator of Kong
I bear witness that Stainless Steel is the ViceRegent of Kong
I bear witness that there is no Kong but Kong
Link to the Holy Thread
The True Believers: T-Wester, gr33kp1mp777, Hounf of Culan, Blingerman, izanagi11, Quark, Scivian, y2day, Kbibs89, yelowdogg23, Naked Emperor, Mr. Cursed, Barser, Skooma Addict, The Noble Lord, The Englishman, Finsternis, Spamostoc
Wanted heretics: Anubis1
quaeri, si sapis
Re: I bear witness to the Light of Truth: Worship He who is both King and Kong!!
Your new religion has more holes in it than a Swiss Cheese after a mafia hit.
A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.
A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."
The Young Philosopher
Re: I bear witness to the Light of Truth: Worship He who is both King and Kong!!
Well, he did created Stainless Steel so...
ALL HAIL THE GREAT KONG! THE KING KONG!
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Civis
Re: I bear witness to the Light of Truth: Worship He who is both King and Kong!!
Originally Posted by Copperknickers
You'll thank me after I convert you.
Truly, Noble Finsternis, we must spread these foundational truths. For He is both King and Kong. For who can open a door that He shuts?
Though, I post in this forum to spread the good news: that many who are interested in worldly philosophies and who are steeped in false doctrines may come to the Light of Our Holy Primate King Kong.
You must only click on the link in my OP, and ask any question to the faithful that you would in the Holy Forum. You will soon join us in the halls of Konghallah, praising the Primate!!
--Father Illuminati
I bear witness that there is no God but Kong
I bear witness that Selenius is the Moderator of Kong
I bear witness that Stainless Steel is the ViceRegent of Kong
I bear witness that there is no Kong but Kong
Link to the Holy Thread
The True Believers: T-Wester, gr33kp1mp777, Hounf of Culan, Blingerman, izanagi11, Quark, Scivian, y2day, Kbibs89, yelowdogg23, Naked Emperor, Mr. Cursed, Barser, Skooma Addict, The Noble Lord, The Englishman, Finsternis, Spamostoc
Wanted heretics: Anubis1
quaeri, si sapis
Re: I bear witness to the Light of Truth: Worship He who is both King and Kong!!
Sorry, but i am a die hard Dots worshipper.
A new wave is coming, one where history is taken by the neck and poured into a mod, all will fall before its might, and none can stand before its mighty 6 new factions, new map, and all round awesomnity, for even the Divine EB will ultimately bow before Hross, the Lord of Horses and total war players alike. Hail dots!
A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.
A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."
Senator
Re: I bear witness to the Light of Truth: Worship He who is both King and Kong!!
You just had to bring this here didn't you?
Primicerius
Re: I bear witness to the Light of Truth: Worship He who is both King and Kong!!
Im sorry Im a follower of the flying spaghetti monster.
That or the great goose where Im considered an arch bishop of the His holiness the Goose, and his wife Hari's Mom.
Comes Limitis
Re: I bear witness to the Light of Truth: Worship He who is both King and Kong!!
So where are the horses, the swords, and the shields so we can go conquering the world, already?
Btw, can I eat pork, drink beer, and enjoy the company of women in this religion of yours?
Comes Rei Militaris
Re: I bear witness to the Light of Truth: Worship He who is both King and Kong!!
Begone Heathen! Fallow the light of Eris as set out in the Principa Discordia!
according to exarch I am like
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Civis
Re: I bear witness to the Light of Truth: Worship He who is both King and Kong!!
No heresy can hide, nowhere is safe for the blasphemer. For the Light of Steel and the gaze of The Kong shall dispel all darkness.
Your so-called 'deity' is nothing more than a corrupt pasta, a disgrace to all that is banana-like. He is not even real, and only an abstraction! Who has ever seen such a despicable idol? Away! Seek you the Kingdom of Kong, and pray that the Holy Primate may forgive your heresy even now.
Lord Kong is an omnivore, and so we delight in consuming all sorts of food and drink in the true path.
As for the company of women, I offer you not tramps, temple prostitutes, or Paris Hilton. Nay: I freely give the Kompanions of Konghallah to any who seek the Primate. Praise His Fur!
--Father Illuminati
I bear witness that there is no God but Kong
I bear witness that Selenius is the Moderator of Kong
I bear witness that Stainless Steel is the ViceRegent of Kong
I bear witness that there is no Kong but Kong
Link to the Holy Thread
The True Believers: T-Wester, gr33kp1mp777, Hounf of Culan, Blingerman, izanagi11, Quark, Scivian, y2day, Kbibs89, yelowdogg23, Naked Emperor, Mr. Cursed, Barser, Skooma Addict, The Noble Lord, The Englishman, Finsternis, Spamostoc
Wanted heretics: Anubis1
Saviors of the Japanese
Re: I bear witness to the Light of Truth: Worship He who is both King and Kong!!
Keep this in the Stainless Steel Forums.
Closed.
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