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    Default Why the hell can't a man have a nazi orgy with multiple prostitutes?

    Max Mosley, son of the leader of the British League of Fascists and the boss of Formula 1 was caught having a tasty romp with an alleged nazi theme to the delight of the viewing public.

    The Times heralded a new era of us all dipping our middle class willies in things like a raw carrot in some sour sauce. They ran articles along the lines of "When shall I spank my partner" and I had sex with my brother but I don't feel guilty." Jeremy Clarkson complained at the following hearing as to whether to fire Mosley was a sign of us losing the ability to be naughty.

    And they're ing right! Why the hell shouldn't a man indulge in a Herculean orgy with Hitlerite overtones! Why I ask you!

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    Default Re: Why the hell can't a man have a nazi orgy with multiple prostitutes?

    Carefull Ferrets, he might have you up in court for the "nazi" bit. It was just a "german speaking" orgy.

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    Arses it was. The man gets it on by seeing swastikas and that's none of our business.

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    Default Re: Why the hell can't a man have a nazi orgy with multiple prostitutes?

    Maybe he was pretending to be Indiana Jones?
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_mango55 View Post
    Maybe he was pretending to be Indiana Jones?
    I think he's more into Josef Mengele.

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    I'm just posting because I liked the cartoon in the private eye:

    "Its a sad day when a Moseley has to pay someone to beat him up".

    I agree with you. No private sexual deviances between (largely) unharmed consenting adults should be anything to do with anybody else.

    Its worth keeping in mind that this was not a prosecution. It was a libel action because Moseley insisted it was a German themed ... erm... evening, rather than specifically a Nazi one (as one publication had suggested).

    As he successfully argued: the use of German was purely a question of acoustic aesthetics. It sounds bossier than English. (Especially when accompanied by a jack-boot and a truncheon.)
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    I love those uniformed, black-clad chicks too, but without swastikas
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    The editors are just jealous.

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    The reason that a man can't have an orgy themed around the Nazi Holocaust (as was alleged to be the case, but, as it turns out, was not) is that it shows a tremendous amount of disrespect for the dead and suggests that the people involved do not take the subject seriously. Or even worse, it shows that they do take it seriously, but in a bad way.

    Now, a court has ruled that the Nazi allegation was libellous. But, in theory, you wouldn't want the leader of world F1 to be a man who was aroused by mass-murder, would you? After all, some might consider that it would be inappropriate for anyone who liked the idea of killing to be put in charge of anything. I would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenith Darksea View Post
    The reason that a man can't have an orgy themed around the Nazi Holocaust (as was alleged to be the case, but, as it turns out, was not) is that it shows a tremendous amount of disrespect for the dead and suggests that the people involved do not take the subject seriously. Or even worse, it shows that they do take it seriously, but in a bad way.
    You have to bear in mind though that tabloids such as the "News of the World" don't have such lofty ideals. The morals of the situation don't really interest them. They just want pictures of well known people caught with their pants down. It sells papers.

    On another point though, I think Mosely is a straight dickhead for putting his wife through all of this embaressment. Bad enough that she now knows he gets his jollies being thrashed by whores in jackboots, but then he has to go bleating it all out again in court.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenith Darksea View Post
    The reason that a man can't have an orgy themed around the Nazi Holocaust (as was alleged to be the case, but, as it turns out, was not) is that it shows a tremendous amount of disrespect for the dead and suggests that the people involved do not take the subject seriously. Or even worse, it shows that they do take it seriously, but in a bad way.

    Now, a court has ruled that the Nazi allegation was libellous. But, in theory, you wouldn't want the leader of world F1 to be a man who was aroused by mass-murder, would you? After all, some might consider that it would be inappropriate for anyone who liked the idea of killing to be put in charge of anything. I would.
    Now, he could just be turned on by the uniforms and not the slaughter of innocents

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenith Darksea View Post
    The reason that a man can't have an orgy themed around the Nazi Holocaust (as was alleged to be the case, but, as it turns out, was not) is that it shows a tremendous amount of disrespect for the dead and suggests that the people involved do not take the subject seriously. Or even worse, it shows that they do take it seriously, but in a bad way.

    Now, a court has ruled that the Nazi allegation was libellous. But, in theory, you wouldn't want the leader of world F1 to be a man who was aroused by mass-murder, would you? After all, some might consider that it would be inappropriate for anyone who liked the idea of killing to be put in charge of anything. I would.

    it had nothing to do with the holocaust
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    Default Re: Why the hell can't a man have a nazi orgy with multiple prostitutes?

    Now, he could just be turned on by the uniforms and not the slaughter of innocents
    yes last time i checked he was ordering his hookers to do all maner of naughty things as opposed to get into gas chambers so he could knock one off over some zyklon b
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    Default Re: Why the hell can't a man have a nazi orgy with multiple prostitutes?

    Lots of people get off on weird things. Just imagine the people who watch tentacle anime.

    If they actually saw something like that I'm sure they wouldn't whip it out and start going at it, in all seriousness.

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    Default Re: Why the hell can't a man have a nazi orgy with multiple prostitutes?

    If prostitution and spaniking is not illegal in your Country than its his own business.
    Maybe it shows a bit of bad taste but thats also Mosleys business.

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    Default Re: Why the hell can't a man have a nazi orgy with multiple prostitutes?

    You know for my friends birthday I helped his girlfriend find a Waffen-SS uniform. I can only assume she ed the living out of him.

    Nothing wrong with that.

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    Doesn't the act of mounting people in Nazi uniform show how much you hate Nazism and want to ... erm ... pound them and turn the naughty people to a good cause of providing mutual happiness?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sephodwyrm View Post
    Doesn't the act of mounting people in Nazi uniform show how much you hate Nazism and want to ... erm ... pound them and turn the naughty people to a good cause of providing mutual happiness?
    Of course. Who would doubt?

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    Default Re: Why the hell can't a man have a nazi orgy with multiple prostitutes?

    i havent read all replies...

    why is this kind of thing nobodies business? do you not think that kind of behaviour affects the personality of the practitioner, and that accepting such behaviour in their minds would make someone prone to doing it with e.g. coerced girlfreinds.

    i don’t believe we can act in a certain way under given conditions and that is the beginning and end of it. our psyche’s are built out of our behaviour and environmental conditions, the more we repeat certain actions the more effect they have on us.

    as a general rule, groups tend to try to keep adding to their numbers via friends and lovers etc. so any kind of group will tend to affect people around it, if we say it is ok to do extreme things, it lifts the line by which we draw our limits. if its ok to do this then its ok to do X.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quetzalcoatl View Post
    why is this kind of thing nobodies business? do you not think that kind of behaviour affects the personality of the practitioner, and that accepting such behaviour in their minds would make someone prone to doing it with e.g. coerced girlfreinds.
    We punish people for doing things like 'coercing girlfriends'. (Except we call it rape). We do not punish people for thinking about it.

    i don’t believe we can act in a certain way under given conditions and that is the beginning and end of it. our psyche’s are built out of our behaviour and environmental conditions, the more we repeat certain actions the more effect they have on us.
    It may accentuate his tendencies to like dominance / subservience. But there's still no harm done is there?

    as a general rule, groups tend to try to keep adding to their numbers via friends and lovers etc. so any kind of group will tend to affect people around it, if we say it is ok to do extreme things, it lifts the line by which we draw our limits. if its ok to do this then its ok to do X.
    Good?
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