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    Default New Duke Nukem Preview/Trailer

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    *gasp*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Biggest failure in the history of gaming.
    Ever!
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    Default Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    That trailer is so poor.

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    Default Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I agree.

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    I think it is sad that many people's beloved character Duke Nukem has turned into a laughing stock of the gaming world.
    Seriously, let's just axe the franchise so he can die in peace.

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    Default Re: New Duke Nukem Preview/Trailer

    Did you see the consoles its coming out on!?
    Born to be wild - live to outgrow it (Lao Tzu)
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    In contrast to the efforts of tiny Israel to make contributions to the world so as to better mankind, one has to ask what have those who have strived to eliminate Israel from the face of the earth done other than to create hate and bloodshed.

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    Default Re: New Duke Nukem Preview/Trailer

    Quote Originally Posted by Valentin the II View Post
    Did you see the consoles its coming out on!?
    I did bad choice indeed.

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    All praise the Hypnotoad.
    'When people stop believing in God, they don’t believe in nothing — they believe in anything. '

    -Emile Cammaerts' book The Laughing Prophets (1937)

    Under the patronage of Nihil. So there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markas View Post
    All praise the Hypnotoad.

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    What a load of crap

    And they waited +10 years to show this

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    LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shyam Popat View Post
    LMFAO
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    I dont know if I should be laughing or crying.

    It was so funny and so horrible It's balanced me out perfectly into a state of absolute nothingness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gambit View Post
    I dont know if I should be laughing or crying.

    It was so funny and so horrible It's balanced me out perfectly into a state of absolute nothingness.
    It's called Soberness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eviljezza View Post
    It's called Soberness

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    It's called sobriety.
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    Some people are confusing this trailer as a trailer for Duke Nukem forever. This trailer is for the Duke Nukem trilogy which Apogee (god I miss that name) is bringing to handhelds. It's still a terrible trailer, but this isn't for the game that's been 10 years in the making.

    -Neb

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    Default Re: New Duke Nukem Preview/Trailer

    Quote Originally Posted by Neb View Post
    Some people are confusing this trailer as a trailer for Duke Nukem forever. This trailer is for the Duke Nukem trilogy which Apogee (god I miss that name) is bringing to handhelds. It's still a terrible trailer, but this isn't for the game that's been 10 years in the making.

    -Neb
    It is still a horrible trailer, not fitting of a man like Duke hence why he is a joke these days.

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    What the wubbing lul?


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    Default Re: New Duke Nukem Preview/Trailer

    fail

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    It's supposed to a cheesy trailer.

    *Thatsthejoke.jpeg*

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    Duke Nukem has been a joke since the 90s.




    I actually have this magazine, i have another one with a poster for the X-Com FPS that was supposed to come out in 1999 as well. Plus Pax Imperia by Blizzard(if only)as well...

    Lots of funny like this.
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