- We all know that priests are a bit evil, but are they pirates? No.
How come all my priests are "Famous Pirate" or "Poor Navigator" ?
A Pirate Captain of some infamy, all attributed to grizzly deeds at sea.
-2 Loyalty, +2 Command at sea
(Let me remind you of the 8th commandment: Thou Shall not Steal.)
So If my cardinal becomes a pope, damn better watch out, or he will rob your ass! 
- When my priest go pirate, somebody got to step in and be pious. My Merchant has now traits that give him pity.
Keep up the good work Kong, we are unworthy to critize you, but I had to mention this // King Crab
(My Diplomats get bonus attributes from my merchant-hq, but that is not so strange maybe.)