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I'm a medieval man.
What do you want? Why do you keep touching me?
Ah, the memories of being a kid in the 90s and playing video games on PC.
From the comments: "In order for a man in korea to get married he must first defeat his wife's father in 1v1 Starcraft brood war match. Starcraft will never die as long as tradition stays strong."
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"A Volkswagon hit her, they never found it."
One of those very underrated female comedians.
A gunslinger walks into a saloon but narrator Nick Offerman is bloodthirsty.
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Disclaimer: This guy swears a lot and yes all of it is real.
Trump sat alone in a boggy swamp,
totally emotionless except for his chart
Mud flowed up into Trump's mobile phones
he's totally confused about all passing cyclones
He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in my head
The saga continues, the encrypted message has been received, the child has been born, the sacrifice has been made, the dark traveler has come, and the precipice of a new age lays before you. Do you fall, or do you rise to greatness and with the conviction to seize the moment and what is rightfully yours? That is a quest and a question of purpose for you to address without a moment's delay, for now is the hour of the arrival. Now is the time of the great struggle and the answer to be written in stone. It's time...for you to watch henceforth the implacable and terrifying sequel of Charlie the Unicorn.
That is the worst the 90s had to offer Kyriakos, whereas this is some of the best the 90s had to offer.
If you're into tentacles, you're gonna enjoy this:
They say that life's a carousel, spinning fast you gotta ride it well.
The world is full of kings and queens, who'll blind your eyes and steal your dreams
It's heaven and hell! Oh well!
And they'll tell you black is really white, the moon is just the sun at night,
and when you walk in golden halls, you get to keep the gold that falls,
It's heaven and hell! Oh no!
Fool, fool! You got to bleed for the dancer!
Fool, fool! Look for the answer!
Fool, fool, fool!