Design your own faction!

[LeoDowner]

No this isn't a cool mod which lets you do it (I'll leave that one to the brainboxes). Just wondering what you would do if you could dream up your own faction! Where would you place them ? What are they called ? Which units would you use from all the other factions ?

I'd call mine something stupid like the Downer Clan, I'd definitely start safely tucked away in the corner (Brittania).

For my army if I could choose 10 units I'd have:

Infantry - Bastarnae, Semnone Sachsaz, 'Spistai (Spears)

Cavalry - Kataphracts, Sarmatian Horse Archers, Indian Elephants, Generals

Missile - Forrester Warband (hide anywhere!), Scorpions

Can't think of a 10th unit :hmmm:

What would you do ?

[Thotiate]

I would call my faction: Tit squad

And would possess an army constructed entirely of midgets in sparkly bee costumes, every one named Fitzgerald. They would weild claymores and bring me and my royal consorts oxtail on toast each morning, plus do my coursework for a modest but nominal fee.

Diplomatic relations would be non-existent as I would simply fashion an image of Chuck Norris' foot upon my faction banner. No need for the force_diplomacy command in that situation.

As for territorial expansion, my conquests would be potentially directed at the Iberian Penninsula, as I hear that they have some kick arse raves there.

Alex