The American Empire
(Yes, this is satire...)
Let's face it, in today's complex world, America is an Empire. With troops streched all across the surface of the globe, and billions of trillions being spent on mantaining our military complex, I just have to say....
It's not enough.
I want to someday have at least 3/4 of the globe under the occupation of the American Empire. We can do this simply by taxing the rich more because it's their patriotic duty. We can take all unemployed/homeless if they can't get a job in 6 months they can be put into factories where they will be payed in Room and Board, as well as minimum wage. The factories will help supply troops.
I think the American Empire needs to begin drilling in Alaska, screw all the damn hippy protesters, they can get thrown in jail, and tried by a Military Tribunal as traitors. Penalty is death.
We then begin the march southward by hitting Mexico. We will get them to stop speaking spanish, anyone caught speaking spanish is thrown in jail for at least 10 years hard labor. After Mexico has been enlightened we march through Latin America the goal being Venezuela's Oil Fields. After we have a stable occupation in Central and Southern America, we can pull out of the middle east being able to achieve Energy Independence. We'll also work on Alternative Energy heavily. We take troops from the middle east and we line them up on the Canadian Border, everything we have minus occupation forces for Southern/Central America. We offer the Canadians to surrender or we destroy them. After that we begin the same policy with SOuthern America in Quebec, anyone speaking french, or advertising in french gets ten years hard labor. During this time all tribal groups will be captured and re-educated and civilized.
After that we will spend the next hundred years gaining stability over our new conquests.
From there we can invade Europe, getting them all to accept American Culture and Language or get ten years hard labor.
After Europe we take valuable parts of Africa, the other parts we will simply let the people starve or offer them the opportunity to join the American Empire. They'll agree. With Africa and Europe under the American Empire we can slowly spread our growth in a spiral pattern outward towards the middle east and asia. We will move slowly in Asia, not repeating the mistakes of others.
The American Empire wil succed because we will patiently move in and re-educate the barbarians.
Any saboteurs or guerillas will be captured and sentenced to hard labor in the most distant part of the American Empire as not to create martyrs and heros.
The American Empire will prevail, will succed, and will lead to a domination of the world that will be incredibly beautiful.
All 18 year olds will be given a choice, service in the military, or hard labor. They can choose either freely. It's their patriotic duty to serve their country. The greedy rich will be stripped of wealth and it will be used for the invasion of Mexico.
LET THE WORLD TREMBLE AT THE SOUND OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE!
We are currently here
Some day it will be so much larger.... So much grander....
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Originally Posted by Hound of Ulster
ed in the ass by barbarians.
. If we got Russia (definately) China (Maybe) and Iran (no hoper lol) AND all the EU to fight you have no chance.
