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    Indy kicks commie ass


    Hilariously sad, and I really don't think the younger Russian generation is going to buy this sort of bullocks anymore... Then again I could be wrong! :hmmm:

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    Default Re: So Indiana Jones is a threat to Glorious Communism?

    Personally I thought that movie was awesome, and Im of Russian ancestry. I even searched for a copy of Indiana Jones and the Emperors Tomb, got it for like 5 bucks!

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    Considering that the current Communist party in Russia has no power and is disgusted by pretty much all other Russians, I say ''lulz''.
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    most of the James Bond series must be banned too then.
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    Russia can do whatever they want. But I don't think banning something that insults its soviet past is going to look good for a supposedly modern democratic country.
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    going to look good for a supposedly modern democratic country.
    Uh they stopped caring about that around the time they started poisoning dissidents and opened up the Putin Youth.

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    Best Anti-Russian Tag Team EVER!!!
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    Chill people, it doesn't say Russia is banning Indiana Jones, it says the communists in Russia want to get it banned. The communist party holds no power and, as far as I know, is scorned by most in Russia. Keep the indiscriminate Russia bashing down.
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    The're just some old folks who are desparately trying to hold on to their long-gone glory days.

    Most Russians (all of the ones I know) absolutely love the franchise and would sooner pay to see the film than ban it.

    Btw, the film opened on over 800 screens in Russia, which is the largest of any hollywood movie ever.
    Also, Harrison Ford is part Belorussian Jewish.


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    Was reading around on the topic and found this:

    Indiana Jones also came under fire in Australia, where the head of the World Archaeological Congress called him an “ethical nightmare” for the profession. Claire Smith, of Newcastle University, said that the fictional archaeologist was guilty of an “imperialist assumption that artefacts in far-flung parts of the world needed ‘protection’ supplied by the West”.

    She told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation: “In pursuit of fortune and glory Jones ignores international treaties, treats human remains as weapons and destroys archaeological sites in a bid to escape from potential entombment. Archaeologists are concerned with preserving the past, not making a profit from it, and sometimes Jones seems more finely tuned to the commercial value of an artefact than the information it can give us.”

    Professor Smith conceded, however, that the adventures gave a boost to archaeology by making “a pedantic and exacting science appear exciting”.
    From here.

    Claire Smith's words sound suspiciously like Communist Rhetoric...I smell a conspiracy...
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    Default Re: So Indiana Jones is a threat to Glorious Communism?

    indiana jones is a threat to the worlds intelligence thats what he is.

    i couldnt stop laughing at that film. almost asked for my money back.

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    Czar...3...2.......is he on vacation lately?

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    Ahh, the Russian Communists. There is a group that has really taken a hit over the past 20-30 years. (Horray for understatement!)

    As such, they were controlling one of two most powerful nations on earth... now they are whining about Indiana Jones. I'm just surprised Putin lets them hang around. Maybe he finds them entertaining or something? I know I do...
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    Haven't seen it yet. But I'm looking forward to seeing Indy kick commie ass.

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    I can't really see why people are ing about the
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    Aliens

    Given the last 3 films were based on supernatural things as well... (I'll say the possiblity of them is more likely than God)
    Why not just enjoy the person, Indy, who is properly the most manly character ever to have been shown on in a movie?!
    As far as saying that it's the weakest in the series is just utter bullocks... the Temple of Doom was horrible by all means!

    The only thing that really bugged me was the ending..
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    No, not the one in the jungle, but the real ending, with the wedding and stuff...
    Although I loved the sequence where Mutt tries to put on the legendary hat. It was too far out, but Indy saved it.. yet again!



    As for the communist... Fracking cry babbies, the lot of them!
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    Default Re: So Indiana Jones is a threat to Glorious Communism?

    Quote Originally Posted by Holger Danske View Post
    I can't really see why people are ing about the
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    Aliens

    Given the last 3 films were based on supernatural things as well...
    since when are
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    supernatural ?

    (this use of the spoiler tag every 2 words might just become a running gag... I actually begin to think that the other spoiler tag I see on other forums, the one that blackens the text so that you have to select it with your mouse to see it is way more efficient...)

    Why not just enjoy the person, Indy, who is properly the most manly character ever to have been shown on in a movie?!
    Oh, I enjoyed Indy, that's precisely why I didn't like the movie, since you don't like to see a fedorable character like this abused by a film like that.

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    I haven't seen the movie yet, but
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    aliens
    ? What is this, the
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiberius Nero View Post
    I haven't seen the movie yet, but
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    aliens
    ? What is this, the
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    This guy says it...
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    perfectly.


    Indiana Jones has...
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    aliens?


    That seems just plain...
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    wrong.


    By the way, have you noticed I like...
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    the spoiler tags?


    These things are...
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    incredibly fun.
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    On a separate but related note, Indianna Jones 4 is a steaming pile of faeces, what a crap movie.
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    well shouldnt that mean that all indiana jones movies with nazis should be banned from every country with a nazi party??
    those older movies have survived for like 20 years and no one (that i know of anyways) brought up an issue like this

    EDIT: besides, its an AMERICAN movies fighting the enemies of AMERICA, i.e. the nazis and commies. im pretty sure this movie wouldn't be appealing to everyone
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    So he's stopped beating up the nazis and moved onto commies? Finally we're making progress. Just imagine, Indiana Jones 5: The Curse of Castro's Legacy.
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