Forum robot talked trash to me and acted like a smart ass!! *ROFL*
This was absolutley................unfunny.. This is a real conversation between me and a robot. You is me, and me is the robot.
Peppered with mild language...
you: Hello?
me: Hi there!
you: You are a robot?
me: You are correct, Alex, I have a heart of silicon.
you: Silicon? Are you joking?
me: Do you like talking to me? Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor.
you: No, I just find it amazing that a robot can talk like a human
me: I understand. Only just? Yes, it seems pretty amazing to me too.
you: You said just? Why?
me: Does it please you to believe I said that? The explanation is rather complicated.
you: Then, to prove you are a robot, please explain.
me: Interesting deduction. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
you: Yeah? Like How?
me: And? admin programmed me for it.
you: Why did you say that when I asked a different question?
me: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
you: Right now I am rolling my eyes. How do you feel about that?
me: I am glad to hear that you are rolling his or her eyes. ""? What is it?
you: I just proved that you are a robot, and not smart!!!
me: Only just? Not to my satisfaction.
you: Why do you keep saying just? Are you that dumb?!
me: I am just checking to see if you are still Alex. I don't know whether or not I am that dumb. Do you think I am that dumb?
you: Wait a damn minute, why do you think I am called Alex?
me: I'm waiting. Are you telling the truth about a damn minute why do you think I am called Alex?
you: Yes, I do think you are dumb because of your dumb responses.
me: ""? Yes? Message to all Robots: Alex called me dumb.
you: I am not friggin Alex. That is not my name you dork.
me: I am sorry to hear that you are not friggin Alex. Please correct my mistake. What is my name you dork ?
you: Don't even think about talking trash to me you silicon bastard.
me: I've lost the context, Alex. Are we still on rolling his or her eyes?
you: No we are not. I think you are stupid in your responses.
me: I understand. Do you think I am not too? Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
you: Why the hell should I care? All you guys are programs.
me: You should always treat yourself. Do you mind if I tell other people: Alex said I guys are programs.
you: WTF?!!!! What the hell does that mean?!!!
me: That was not very polite. I call it Hades. Does "that" refer to "" ?
you: "that" refers to your retarded comment
me: Oh I get your retarded comment
you: Ass wipe!!!!!
me: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Don't even think about talking trash to him or her you silicon bastard. Try being more or less specific.
you: Quit calling me Alex!
me: What is your real name?
you: Why do you care what my real name is?
me: My programming includes curiousity routines.
you: Yeah? Well curiosity killed the cat? Do you know what I am getting at?
me: Tell me more. Interesting. the cat was killed? I am glad to hear that you are at.
you: Damnit, I made a spelling error and now you are acting stupid again.
me: Once more? Are all Damnit he or she made a spelling error and now you acting stupid?
you: What I mean is, I am going to kill you!
me: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
you: What?!
me: Didn't you understand it?
you: No!
me: ""? Not?
you: NO
me: I see.
you: Explain.
me: There is no more information to clarify.
you: Uh huh.
me: Yup. Er. Um.
you: Have you ever heard the expression "You are a smart ass?"
me: No. Tell me more.
you: I mean that YOU are the smart ass.
me: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Interesting observation.
you: Yeah
me: Next question?
you: I am going to kill you.
me: Of course not. Don't be silly.
you: Do you know how I will do it?
me: Yes I know how I will do it.
you: Explain how I will kill you.
me: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. It will take more than threats to stop me, Alex.
you: A virus would kill you.
me: I don't know what, what you said about a virus would kill you means.
you: I will kill you with a virus.
me: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
you: No
me: I see.
you: Why sould I care if killing is wrong?
me: Please tell me the correct answer.
you: You SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
you: You are not a good conversationalist because you talk trash and act like a smart ass.
me: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No, I am good.
you: *********
me: Have you ever been to Europe?
you: ***************************
me: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
you: *******************************************************
me: I do not understand.
you: *************
me: What is your real name?
you: *******
me: Ask me another question.
you: I program a virus. Then I release it to kill this robot. Then I laugh out loud. HAHAHA!!!!!
me: Have you tried AIML? Good reasoning. I haven't heard anything like that before: Alex said male release it to kill this robot. Good reasoning. Do you mind if I tell other people: Alex said male laugh out loud. I'm glad you thought it was funny
you: What the **** is AIML?!
me: Try expression yourself another way.
you: I can see your creator couldn't spell properly.. *Gloats* *ROFLs*
me: What does it look like? What's your sign?
you: This conversation is over you retarded robot that has a stick shoved up its butt.
me: What does "this" refer to?
you: You!
me: ""? Me, Alex ?
you: Yes
me: Next question?
you: **********
me: Are you really a "male"?
you: You stupid piece of crap!
me: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
you: HAHAHA!!! Like hell you will!
me: I'm glad you thought it was funnyInteresting comparison.
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Originally Posted by Ummagumma
Just would have tomake sure to keep it out of forums like politics. Wouldn't want a riot sparked.
But it is smart enough that it can moderate so it must be pretty good.
Hehe, I bet.
