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    Just tell them you're black. Works for me.



    Or Jew.. but then you have to buy them stuff.

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    Why is it I only find girls who are hot for me when I've already got a girlfriend, then when I'm done with her all the others have boyfriends and are over me for the time being?
    I'm cold, and there are wolves after me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ulyaoth View Post
    Why is it I only find girls who are hot for me when I've already got a girlfriend, then when I'm done with her all the others have boyfriends and are over me for the time being?
    This is Market Forces in action. A man with a girlfriend is more attractive than one without because he must have had some desirable qualities to get that girlfriend in the first place.

    Same effect as putting "Bestseller" on book advertising - how does it feel to be a commodity?
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    Oh god I can't move I'm so sore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boeing View Post
    Oh god I can't move I'm so sore.
    Stop giving out sexual favors then.

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    Shaddup thanny it was your idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boeing View Post
    Shaddup thanny it was your idea.
    I NEVER suggested going to Juno's place, man.

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    Well Boeing I told you being the catcher for Sim (there is a reason he won't show a photo)...

    just kidding
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juvenal View Post
    This is Market Forces in action. A man with a girlfriend is more attractive than one without because he must have had some desirable qualities to get that girlfriend in the first place.

    Same effect as putting "Bestseller" on book advertising - how does it feel to be a commodity?
    So very true. I mean, I never really had a problem either way, but girls just come on to me now. Oddly, they come at me even stronger when I am with my fiancee. I'll be holding her hand, and you have to wonder what they are thinking...
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    Heh? You're 18 and getting married?

    Anyway, There must be a hormonal change or something that attracts women because most of my cases I'm thinking of just random girls hitting on me I'm alone or at least not with a girlfriend. Hmm, must find a scientist...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ulyaoth View Post
    Heh? You're 18 and getting married?
    Yes! It is going to be a very long engagement though. A few years, quite possibly. We are not even living on our own yet. But once we are out there and settled, then we will start to look at planning a date.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabolous View Post
    So very true. I mean, I never really had a problem either way, but girls just come on to me now. Oddly, they come at me even stronger when I am with my fiancee. I'll be holding her hand, and you have to wonder what they are thinking...
    Replace "fiancee" with "girlfriend", and I had the exact same experience.

    But now that we've broken up, it's back to me having to try harder....ugh.

    And as for what they're thinking....maybe 3-way? lol

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    This is Market Forces in action. A man with a girlfriend is more attractive than one without because he must have had some desirable qualities to get that girlfriend in the first place.

    Same effect as putting "Bestseller" on book advertising - how does it feel to be a commodity?
    yeah all the girls i know have mentioned that i was 'hot' or 'a really great boyfirend' or that my girlfiend is 'so lucky' but when i was single they didn't say anything remotely nice about my qualities as a potential boyfriend. es.


    anyway fab i didn't know you were also engaged at 18, i'm 19 now but still...
    i have to wait till she finishes uni which is another 3 years away.
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    The only times I have got attention from girls was when I briefly got a girl friend (lasted about two weeks) and after I got loads of 'attention' from a popular hot girl at a party. I received no interest from girls between those two events (about 6 months apart) or since then. Its rather annoying that guys get far more attention when girls think they are going out with some one.

    It makes sense though as if a guy has a GF, girls are likely to think about why they have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elrond View Post
    The only times I have got attention from girls was when I briefly got a girl friend (lasted about two weeks) and after I got loads of 'attention' from a popular hot girl at a party. I received no interest from girls between those two events (about 6 months apart) or since then. Its rather annoying that guys get far more attention when girls think they are going out with some one.

    It makes sense though as if a guy has a GF, girls are likely to think about why they have.
    Us guys have to stick together through thick and thin. Bros before hoes, man, because that's how girls think and act. Cheating es.

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    Why don't you guys pretend to be gay, or something? I find girls are always either trying to mother, or convert me - lol.

    I know you moan about how hard it is to get and understand a girl, but remember that it's still a man's world! You sleep around and your mates will slap you on the back and buy you a pint - she sleeps around and she gets labeled as being easy and a slut.

    Even on the gay scene "dykes" tend to be treated as second-class citizens and not "proper" homos. It's a funny old world! :hmmm:

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    well women are the ones who control who gets the sex pretty much in most cases, so a guy getting lots of girls is accomplishing something, a woman with a lot of guys is just accepting all offers.
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    Hehe - the only reason that women get to decide who gets the sex is because it's not generally acceptable to force yourself on them and rape them these days - which ain't a bad thing.

    We have to accept that we guys are generally more predisposed to casual sex than girls usually are, which is why two gay guys are probably in a much better position for getting gratuitous sexual satisfaction. And don't the str8 world just hate us for that.

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    And don't the str8 world just hate us for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ulyaoth View Post
    Why is it I only find girls who are hot for me when I've already got a girlfriend, then when I'm done with her all the others have boyfriends and are over me for the time being?
    It's called the confidence that comes with being taken. Just wait until you get married. Ever see the Seinfeld episode with George and the wedding band (I know, I'm dating myself here)? It's so true. And yet when I was single my freshman year of college, I would have droughts that lasted for months on end. There's some irony for you.
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