The Elitist Chat Thread

[z3n]

Hader the headless horseman has a nice ring to it, elites ride horses don't they we? Or is it unicorns?

[Turkafinwë]

Platypus bears are also acceptable

[Akar]

Hader the headless horseman has a nice ring to it, elites ride horses don't they we? Or is it unicorns?

Hader the headless hexman.

I've always preferred riding on the backs of the poor/less elite.

[z3n]

On the upside, it's better to be a neck breather than a mouth breather, like all non-citizen athletes.

[Love Mountain]

So when can we make Akar a hex? The site has serious problems and Sanders Akar's revolution is the only chance we have left at fixing them. We've already completed the first step of our master plan. He's in the CVRIA. What is step 2?

[General Brewster]

Unleash the chained beast.

[Akar]

We must unleash the Akaraken.

[Flinn]

Unleash the chained beast.

Why you want to free my mother-in-law? She's very bad

[Akar]

Ayyyyyy lmao

[King Athelstan]

Why you want to free my mother-in-law? She's very bad

I like em bad, more entertaining to see how they unleash their wrath upon the world then

[Flinn]

Clearly, you don't know what you are talking about

please get back in 20 years and tell us again

[Gigantus]

Pray she hasn't got this as her theme song. I doubt you need a translation...

[Akar]

wtf am i listening to gig

[Turkafinwë]

It's the music of the Gods, incomprehensible to us mere mortals

[Gigantus]

It's not exactly Götterdämmerung from Ring der Nibelungen, agreed, but trust Germans to come up with something fitting for mothers-in-law.

"I am the abyss, the degradation, the chaos", sounds so much better in German, wouldn't you agree?

[King Athelstan]

I mean if the Lucifer depicted in the first pic of the video is it I don't mind.
Anything mean sounds better in German techno, it can only almost be matched by this lot

[z3n]

The akaronavirus situation is rapidly deteriorating. As the secret policy makers pulling the strings, what do you propose we do?

1) Fire Haders head off our battlements from an improvised trebuchet as a warning shot
2) Revise the 2nd quartet of Beethoven's symphony in retaliation
3) ?????
4) Buy more toilet paper

[King Athelstan]

I think we need Commodus to get his badge and then out- Akar through precarious amounts of paragraphs saying nothing but looking important

[Frunk]

Hi Citizens, it's been, uhhh, 2-3 years or so? What have I missed? Thanks.

[Aexodus]

The Duke has returned! Last i saw you musta been in early 2018 when you were moderating the modification sections.