The Elitist Chat Thread

[Dayman]

Yoda. You mean Yoda.

[Farnan]

Well he can be Yoda, but Roman_Man already stole that avatar...

Though imb39 as Yoda and Mimirswell as Windu would work.

[aja5191]

Dibs on Boba Fett

[Noble Savage]

I've got a few ideas on who should be Jar-jar Binks

Oh Lordy

[Dayman]

I've got a few ideas on who should be Jar-jar Binks

Oh Lordy

WHO WHO!?!?!

[Miraj]

I've got a few ideas on who should be Jar-jar Binks

Oh Lordy

[Serious Spamurai]

Dibs on Boba Fett

Dibs on Admiral Akbar: "It's a Trap!!!!!111"

[Thanatos]

Mansa Musa can be Jar Jar.

[Serious Spamurai]

"Meeusa called Jar Jar Binks"

Oh the horror!

[removeduser_426582376423734]

I call an Ewok. Y'know, that main one.

[Thanatos]

Wicket the Ewok?

[removeduser_426582376423734]

The one who springs up on Princess Leia.

[Thanatos]

Yeah, Wicket.

[Miraj]

I heard Wicket went to jail for having kiddie porn on him after the battle of endor. The creep.

[Dayman]

The actor who played him was 11 I think.

[Belisarius]

inbetween studying, this is brilliant -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA2B5...eature=related

[Scorch]

Hmm ... some ugly girl at Uni told me she had a thing for me.

How unfortunate.

If I had a sick sense of humour, I would hit on her friend and completely ignore her.

Please tell me, oh brothers of TWC, do I/should I have a sick sense of humour?

[Dayman]

You have a sense of humor? :

[Juvenal]

If I had a sick sense of humour, I would hit on her friend and completely ignore her.

A good policy for living your life is to try to treat others as you would like to be treated yourself.

If a girl has gone so far as to approach you, then she has put herself in a weak position where you have the power to hurt her. Hurting people can have consequences, not just revenge from the victim, but also distaste from third-parties (some people even get guilt!).

Regarding ugly women, it would be wise to bear in mind this advice...

If You Wanna Be Happy (by Jimmy Soul)

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
Doin' the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
An she'll always give you peace of mind

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

[Scorch]

Regarding ugly women, it would be wise to bear in mind this advice...

Not only is she ugly but she's obnoxious and I'm fairly certain she can't cook.