Cats Versus Dogs

[gambit]

Which animal do you like more and why?

I prefer dogs as they are generally more loyal, they can save your life if you're attacked and they're very simple animals to take care of (except those damned tiny dogs, which I consider rats) You don't hear stories about cat's scaring off burglars with their vicious purr of doom do you?

While I enjoy cat's immensely as they have that 'personality' factor which is alot more evident in them than in dogs, I love my dog and to pick him over a cat is just blasphemy.

[beranas]

A dog doesn't take a crap on their neighbour's lawn in the middle of the afternoon or eat their neighbours flowers. Dogs also can be useful when you are doing things other than laying around the house and playing TW.

1. Hunting.
2. Retrieving far-off objects.
3. Defense.
4. Picking up chicks (babies work well too).
5. Killing cats.
6. Grabbing beers for the buds.
7. Dancing.
8. Playing volleyball.
9. Opening doors ahead of you.
10. Finding drugs on travelers.

If your dog can't do all of those things, then you have failed as a dog owner.

Guess what cats do.
1. Poop on random lawns.
2. Eat other peoples flowers.
3. Meow loudly while in heat.
4. Sleep.
5. Eat.
6. Purr.
7. Sleep.
8. Get fat.
9. Not pick up chicks!
10. Sleep.

What comparison?

[James Cook]

A dog doesn't take a crap on their neighbour's lawn in the middle of the afternoon or eat their neighbours flowers. Dogs also can be useful when you are doing things other than laying around the house and playing TW.

1. Hunting.
2. Retrieving far-off objects.
3. Defense.
4. Picking up chicks (babies work well too).
5. Killing cats.
6. Grabbing beers for the buds.
7. Dancing.
8. Playing volleyball.
9. Opening doors ahead of you.
10. Finding drugs on travelers.

If your dog can't do all of those things, then you have failed as a dog owner.

Guess what cats do.
1. Poop on random lawns.
2. Eat other peoples flowers.
3. Meow loudly while in heat.
4. Sleep.
5. Eat.
6. Purr.
7. Sleep.
8. Get fat.
9. Not pick up chicks!
10. Sleep.

What comparison?

Amen

[Georgy Zhukov]

There was a freaking movie about this that I loved when I was like 5, I always had to choose cats cause i coulndnt figure out how to move the DVD cursor. I prefer Dogs, because cats are jackasses who ask for food, piss on you, and scratch up, dogs while sometimes doing the same are much more fun to play with and have as a companion in general

[Eskali]

I got two Labradors they are very obedient and playful. Where is a cat doesn't really acknowledge you and is hard to play with.

[the_mango55]

Dogs easily.

I probably wouldn't dislike cats, and actually might have one (not over a dog of course), except that I'm allergic to them.

[Paul d]

Well cats are cleaner, if they're indoor cats. and they bury their craps(in sand or dirt, but not grass) cats are also not as loud and rowdy as dogs, and are better for people with night jobs, or live a more indoor/relaxed lifestyle.

Our cat named buddy responds to his name, and brings back toys when you throw them for him. Cats also are cheaper than dogs, in both initial price and maintenance.

the only downside of cats is that some of them have inexplicable fears. The aforementioned cats is afraid of the following: vacuum cleaner, broom, coat hanger, television remote, strangers.


they do spend much time sleeping though. I've got a 30 lb. cat asleep in my lap right now...

[Commander_Vimes]

Cats...though preferably neither, I hate dogs though, I don't know why, I'm absolutely petrified of them though, it doesn't matter what size they are or anything, it's just like a phobia..=/

[Erwin Rommel]

cats for me

dogs are just too guillible

but i'll fell in love with a puppy any day provided they dont live to become the size of my chair and start ripping my sofa

[Kubelwagen]

My money's on the cats to win. I think they just have more staying power in a drawn out fight, plus they can call on their allies among the jungles to take out the larger dogs. If you look at the force a jaguar has in its bite compared to a wolf, there's no comparison. Besides, wolves are overrated imo. House cats are always better fighters than house-only dogs too.

It would be a close battle, yeah, but cats.

[Ulyaoth]

My money's on the cats to win. I think they just have more staying power in a drawn out fight, plus they can call on their allies among the jungles to take out the larger dogs. If you look at the force a jaguar has in its bite compared to a wolf, there's no comparison. Besides, wolves are overrated imo. House cats are always better fighters than house-only dogs too.

It would be a close battle, yeah, but cats.

lol, if you're going to bring in bigger animals, then dogs definitely win, how can anything beat this...
or this


Certainly not this stupid thing...

[Commander_Vimes]

May I suggest a Poll?

[Eskali]

Yes let's have a poll

[DimondLight]

This one cat that lived in my neighborhood rocked any dog that came near it's house. I would see like a daily routine of the cat chasing down some dog or other.

[DimondLight]

I didn't know Polar Bears and Dogs had any connection...

[Kubelwagen]

Bears not closely related enough ffs!!

edit; they are, diamondlight

[Fenix_120]

Some Tigers can weigh up to a 1000 lbs, which is enough to kill a polar bear.



BTW, bears are not considered K-9's.

[Ulyaoth]

bears are closer related to wolves than jaguars to the average housecat.

[Ulyaoth]

I highly doubt a tiger could kill any bear bigger than a brown bear.

And anyway, if we all evolved from bears instead of those damned evil chimps the world would be a much better place. We'd be nicer, cuter, more civil, plus we could scratch our asses with entire trees and would be much better suited for combat with the giant aliens we're sure to encounter.

[Kubelwagen]

Well fk me then

I SUMMON LONGCAT

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