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Things you would like to do but would result in a severe beating
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Here's what I would do.
Go to a golf tourament and the the first person to scream, "GET IN THE HOLE" I'd kick right in the 'nads.
I'd stand on an urban street corn and when ever I see a car with $10,000 of woofers and tweeters with the stereo so loud you can feel the earth shake I would go right up to the driver and stick a compressed air horn right in his ear.
I'd stand outside the welfare office collecting cellphones as people walked in.
As a teenager, I was taken to various houses and flats above takeaways in the north of England, to be beaten, tortured and raped over 100 times. I was called a “white slag” and “white ****” as they beat me.
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Re: Things you would like to do but would result in a severe beating
Self-righteousness always deserves a beating though. I can't argue any of your points - you would deserve one for each of those!
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Re: Things you would like to do but would result in a severe beating
Go back and finish the job I started.
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Re: Things you would like to do but would result in a severe beating
Play with a Grizzly Bear cub.
C'est la Vie.
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Declare today Spam Day in the TD!
Son of Simetrical
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Throw the Jew down the well.
Comes Limitis
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Dropkick one of the security agents at a Presidential public event
Praeses
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I would throw the muslim down the well.
(no not actually)
I would go to charities that are run by bored rich people and tell them their car has been donated to somalia because they need the money from it more.
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Protector Domesticus
Re: Things you would like to do but would result in a severe beating
I'd do everything I could within what I find morally acceptable.
I would spray paint over expensive cars owned by millionaires in parking lots, etcetera.
That sort of random stuff. Not assault (beyond pie-throwing), but horrible little things.
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Re: Things you would like to do but would result in a severe beating
how is destroying art morally acceptable? Unless you're talking about Mercedes or Jap cars or other such ugly crappy cars.Originally Posted by DarkProphet
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Re: Things you would like to do but would result in a severe beating
Destroy the scooters of those mullet wearing idiots
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Get a Vespa, buy matching light blue tracksuits and helmets with my friend and zoom around while laying into the horn.
Senator
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Pass out condoms at unexpected locations
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Primicerius
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Get an LRAD and aim it at the white house for laughs. I'd really get my ass kicked though.
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I thoight you said LARPing for a second. :laughing:
I'd love that too, in the middle of a LARP rush them with your own gear, oh lols would ensue.
Now Is Not the Time
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I would purposely try to make those guys who drive all their souped up racing cars (not regular nice racing cars) crash horribly.
Vicarius
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Behead the mods.
Slay the mods.
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Take a golf club and use it to beat theout of James Randi and Pat Robertson.
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Re: Things you would like to do but would result in a severe beating
Take James Randi out and we'll agree.Take a golf club and use it to beat the
Semisalis
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Publicly beat the living shite out of George W. Bush, Karl Rove, Paul Bremer, Donald Rumsfeld, and Ann Coulter. Actually, I would rather do some other things, but they are of the type that shouldn't be shown in public. Children might be watching, so for the record, a simple ass-kicking will do.
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