The Healing Powers of... Mr T?

[Zenith Darksea]

Saturday, March 29 12:55 pm

Former The A-Team star Mr. T once stunned a sick child's family by bringing him out of a coma - after doctors begged the actor for help.

The poorly kid fell unconscious in Detroit, Michigan in the mid-1980s - and the only physical movement he made was in response to hearing Mr. T's name.

And when the mohawked star was in town, he stopped by the hospital to visit the ill boy - with miraculous results.

He tells Empire magazine, "His family put toys around him and one of them was a Mr. T doll. And whenever my name came up, the boy moved his arm.

"Somebody told the doctors I was in town, so they called me down there. I closed the curtains and prayed. Then, as I was walking down the hall, the kid suddenly came out of the coma and hollered out.

"That was my supernatural moment."

Original article: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/wenn/200803...a-c60bd6d.html

Now why haven't I seen this in any academic medical journals? Possibly because I don't read them, I suppose.

[Ummagumma]

He may be the second coming, but he ain't gettin' on no plane!

[The Super Pope]

Proof that Mr. T would batter God and the Grim Reaper

[Irishman]

I now worship Mr. T. You have converted me Zenith!

[The Good]

I now worship Mr. T. You have converted me Zenith!

I'm sure Mr. T would be flattered, but wouldn't approve.

Mr. T lives in Sherman Oaks, California, and is single. He owns a twenty-acre ranch in the foothills of the Sandia Mountains in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and spends most summers there. He is a born again Christian.[8]
In 2005, Mr. T stated that he never would wear his chains again, "No, T, you can never wear your gold again. It's an insult to God." He arrived at this decision after seeing the effects of Hurricane Katrina (However, he has been seen wearing some chains for several commercial appearances, such as the 2007 U.K. Snickers advertisement, and the 2007 World of Warcraft ad). Mr. T donated a great deal of clothing and money to Katrina victims.

Quoted from Wikipedia. Mr. T is Christian.

[Gaidin]

Now why haven't I seen this in any academic medical journals? Possibly because I don't read them, I suppose.

You will. When they come up with an idea of how the hell it happened.

[basics]

Not long after I had been converted I was running a franchised toy shop in Elgin, Scotland. When the sun shone I had the habit of standing at the doorway usually whistling to myself and greeting passersby.

Unknown to me a group of fishermen on their way to the westcoast were involved in a serious accident resulting in the skipper being unconscious. A few days later my minister came into the shop to relate the story of how the skipper's first memory when coming round was of me whistling Amazing Grace at the door of the shop.

Now I had never met the man and still haven't but the point is that a coma is not death. Many years before I had to hold my brother's hand as he lay in a coma as the result of a serious car crash and I talked and talked of many things because that is what the doctors asked us to do. Whether I prayed or not I can't remember but it is possible.

He had a broken back, broken leg, one ear ripped off and torn to under his jaw among many other things and wasn't expected to live, but he did and still suffers pain to this day. He had no recollection of anything at all, not even when he came round but the one thing I will say is that it was not his time to die.

[Erwin Rommel]

Lets see if the child totally recovers if they bring in Chuck Norris!

[removeduser_426582376423734]

Mr T has the power to heal, whereas Chuck Norris only has the power TO DESTROY

[Erwin Rommel]

ohh.......so yin and yang

black and white

[jankren]

Jews, it seems your long awaited Messiah is here now.

[Serious Spamurai]

Jesus WAS black, just like all the prophets, and you all thought I was crazy.

[Dunecat]

A certain [SCRUBS] episode comes to mind...

The one when Coxy's sister comes to Sacred Heart.

Shyam, back me up on this.

[Pontifex Maximus]

Jesus WAS black, just like all the prophets, and you all thought I was crazy.

I pity da fool that dud'nt know jesus was jewish!

[removeduser_426582376423734]

Except that didn't come to my mind at all, and Scrubs may be the one show I watch almost every day.

[Cliomhdubh]

The poorly kid fell unconscious in Detroit, Michigan in the mid-1980s - and the only physical movement he made was in response to hearing Mr. T's name.

And when the mohawked star was in town, he stopped by the hospital to visit the ill boy - with miraculous results.

He tells Empire magazine, "His family put toys around him and one of them was a Mr. T doll. And whenever my name came up, the boy moved his arm.

"Somebody told the doctors I was in town, so they called me down there. I closed the curtains and prayed. Then, as I was walking down the hall, the kid suddenly came out of the coma and hollered out.

this is a lie what really happened was mr t came in and shook the child screaming
"quit your sleeping you crazy fool !!!!!!!!!
you aint sick your pathetic !!!
if i ever see you sleeping again your gonna meet my friend, pain"
the child has not slept since and has been awarded the guinness world record for insomnia

[Richard]

Hah; Chuck Norris, take your cancer-curing tears and eat your heart out.

[Thanatos]

Mr. T jokes, anyone?

[Sidmen]

Quoted from Wikipedia. Mr. T is Christian.

Jesus was jewish.

[Erwin Rommel]

Here thanatos

Mr T.

Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.

Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth **** itself and created Scotland.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.

Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.

Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.

Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.

Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.

Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.

All of the gold in Fort Knox is fake. The U.S.'s actual treasury is chains worn by Mr. T around his neck.

Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.

Why does Mr. T pity himself? He'll never get to have sex with Mr. T.

Chuck Norris once challenged Vin Diesel to an arm wrestling match. Mr. T won.

Mr. T's mother did not break water, she broke molten gold which, upon being born, Mr. T formed into his first gold chain.

Mr. T once owned a beauty parlor called "I Pretty the Fool". No matter what anyone asked for, they always receieved mohawks and a heavy dose of pity.

Mr. T never actually learned to drive, roads simply move to be where he is. A road once failed to move prompting Mr. T to pity it until it became the Grand Canyon.

The wrath of God is outmatched only by the pity of Mr. T.

There was a time when Mr. T didn't pity fools. That time was called never.

Mr. T is on the Dow Jones stock index. Better known as "Gold". Today he was up 3 points.

Mr. T pities the fools who don't eat his cereal, as it is the only known source of Vitamin T.

Mr. T cannot be killed by conventional means. The only known method to destroy him is prolonged exposure to jibba-jabba.

Mr. T once won the Olympics. All of them.

Hitler found out that Mr.T pitied him and shot himself.
Every time a church bell rings in the world, Mr. T pities a foo'.
Additionally, every time Mr. T pities a foo, a female porn star regains her virginity, then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.
Mr. T once pitied the Sun. An ice age followed.
Mr. T's favourite band is, unsurprisingly, Foo Fighters.
During his short stint as the manager of a beauty salon, T's catchphrase was "I Pretty The Foo'."
Rather than live off food and drink, T absorbs the energies of crushed self-esteem from the fools he has pitied.
As part of an experiment in metaphysics, T once pitied Chuck Norris at the exact moment Norris delivered one of his trademark roundhouse kicks to Mr. T. The result was the 1980's.
John Candy is the only man that Mr. T truly respects and views as an equal.
Mr. T's van runs on pity and gets 30 miles per fool. Thus, it never empties.
Every time Mr. T crosses his arms, the terror alert in the United States raises to gold.
Every time the terror alert reaches gold, the government hires Mr. T

T's original sole intention in joining the A-Team was to advertise Pepsi™, the drink of his generation.
Due to a crippling doorknob allergy, T's only method of passing through a door is to pity it untill it explodes
T has a well-publicized professional rivalry with the Earth's surface, which he has shot several times.
Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway, foo'.
As would be expected, he has on overabundance of T cells, and is therefore unlikely to contract AIDS.
Mr. T invented the T-Virus as a way of advertising Snickers.
Mr. T spawned the United States Civil Rights Movement by sitting in the front of a public bus, causing all passengers of every race, including the white driver, to move to the back.
When Mr. T :wub:s, a kitten is revived from the dead. He rarely needs to, however.
T always comes before U. Don't forget that, foo. Heh, just joshing — but seriously. He's this close to pitying you.
Mr. T once huffed kittens.
Mr. T knows what the jazz is all about. However, upon hearing the jazz, he tells Bill Cosby to quit his jibba-jabba.
Adolf Hitler never shot himself. Mr. T beat him to death with his gold chains.
Mr. T once took an 11PM train. He refuses to give it back.
Mr. T does, in fact, have a Night Elf Mohawk